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Does anybody remember the onion ring pages?

Posted 12/24/10
"Happy Birthday! Oh you remembered? No Facebook told me...."
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Posted 1/30/11
"Excuse me, sir gangster, your trousers are descending."
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Posted 1/31/11 , edited 1/31/11
*At School*. 'Hey, can I have some gum?'. 'Yeah, but don't say you got it from me!

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said:"At the end of this ruler is an idiot!!" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.

"Would you like a bag?" " No, I thought I would carry these 14 items on my head...."

Someone Hacked into a Blondes computer account. The password was: MickeyGoofyPlutoDaisyCinderellaShrekDonkeyFionaWashingtonD.C. When asked why she had such a long password she replied that she was told it had to have at least eight characters and one capital. Like if you get it.

Yelling, 'HEY SLUT' and watching 15 girls turn around. Awkward.

I have a question,Bruno Mars. Its 'bout that song of your's,Grenade. You say,"Should have known you was trouble from the first kiss,had your eyes wide open,why were they open?" Well. How would you know if hers were open unless yours were?

*At restaurant* Waiter, "Would you like a table?" Me, "No, we'd rather sit on the floor."

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Posted 1/31/11
"hate when ur watching a nice movie with ur parents and then BAM SEX SCENE."

"my door was closed when you came in, don't walk off and leave it open.

"text a girl 'hey beautiful', and you could make her whole day."
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Posted 1/31/11
- feeling like smacking someone when they cut you off in the middle of a conversation

- dyingggggg laughing ( teacher turns around ) *SERIOUS face*

- Telling your mom something funny and end up getting yelled at

- I tend to say "I dont know" when im just too lazy to think.

- Listening to someone's story and thinking lie, lie, lie, lie and lie.

- Hacked by a girl: "I ♥ my bestie ____" Hacked by a guy: "I'm gay."

- ''THIS IS NOT AN ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO THE NIGHT BEFORE.'' Challenge accepted.

- I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
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Posted 1/31/11
"I hate when i wake up and Pikachu is playing with my nipples"


hahaha best one ever
Posted 1/31/11
It's amazing how three words can completely change your day.
- i love you
- F*ck you B*tch
- we are done
- i hate you
- facebook login error...

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Posted 1/31/11
What an infinitely lame thread.
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Posted 1/31/11

Sunnyxx wrote:


GheyDeer wrote:

Yeah, but wtf would they drink there?
Whiskey?
It tastes like shitty beer.
Fucking nasty.


Absinthe.
though personally I prefer peach schnapps.





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Sunnyxx wrote:


GheyDeer wrote:

Yeah, but wtf would they drink there?
Whiskey?
It tastes like shitty beer.
Fucking nasty.


Absinthe.
though personally I prefer peach schnapps.


Wasn't that stuff banned?
:/
Kahlua here.





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Kippu wrote:

Absinthe is disgusting .__.
No such thing as a green fairy!


congratulations you just killed a fairy!



on a side note old world absinthe is more or less cheap moonshine and has ingredients that will make you go bat shit. modern absinthe has non of that.

either way drink enough of anything and you'll eventually imagine things. like J.M. Barrie who created Peter Pan.. probably explains tinkerbell and his obsession with green.


Its to bad you haven't had the rare opportunity to try a conversation with the original "Green Fairy" NOT anything like Moonshine. Absinthe isin a class all by itself. Stuff looks like its straight from a nuk reactor.
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Posted 1/31/11
Pretty random one but, Someone created a status saying, "No one will like this status" and someone with the Facebook name "Like" liked it. >_> I know pretty lame...
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Posted 2/1/11

CassyIsAWeirdo wrote:

Does anybody remember the onion ring pages?



im liking this one

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F / Youtube!
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Posted 2/7/11

Okazu606 wrote:

What an infinitely lame thread.


I was bored. I'm guessing you were too when you posted this.

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Posted 2/7/11
i saw one where someone was considering suicide and 2000+ people liked it...

heres another good one

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22 / M / EVERYWHERE LOL
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Posted 2/7/11

awkward I,m still alive in 2012
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