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Write a silly question down and i will try to answer it at my best ability.I'll start asking the questions and if you want to start answering just write the number down and type your answer :)

1.How painful can it be dying from old age?

2.why do sometimes i wake up with really thin cuts on the weirdest places in my body?

3.Why does it feel weird to eat chocolate while on the toilet?

4.If all religion died out, would we reach our highest golden age?

5.Why do donuts have holes? Are we getting ripped off?
...Is the mere convenience of having a hole in the middle of the perfect dessert worth losing the portion?

6.What is Satan's last name?

7.Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

8.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

9.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

10.Do bald people get Dandruff?

11.Do bald people use soap or shampoo to wash their head?

12.Would roaches eat semen?
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@ question #12



the internet has taught me that.. somehow, somewhere, somebody probably has first hand experience on the subject.

but yeah it's possible, hypothetically speaking if you jizzed on a roach it'll groom itself clean thus ingesting semen in the process.
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4. even if religion died out, we'd still nuke ourself back into the stoneage just because the leader of one country called the other a bald chimpanze.
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NOOOOO...where's question 13 D:


5.Why do donuts have holes? Are we getting ripped off?
...Is the mere convenience of having a hole in the middle of the perfect dessert worth losing the portion?


So you can stack em up on a stick-- or heat them up and use them for other purposes
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8. This is because the flower of the vanilla plant is white and creamy colored.

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Did the pied piper get a pie thrown at his face?
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vnkid wrote:


NOOOOO...where's question 13 D:


my bad.. i misread. i meant #12

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Well if you shot it directly onto the roach-- depending on how much it got hit with I think it might be immobilized due to the viscosity and maybe die-- hmm

Not that i'm thinking of trying it...
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vnkid wrote:


Well if you shot it directly onto the roach-- depending on how much it got hit with I think it might be immobilized due to the viscosity and maybe die-- hmm

Not that i'm thinking of trying it...


i made it sound like a porn flick.

swimmin' in lovin' with bukkake roach

Posted 1/11/11

OohJimmy wrote:

Write a silly question down and i will try to answer it at my best ability.I'll start asking the questions and if you want to start answering just write the number down and type your answer :)

1.How painful can it be dying from old age?
Actually when you die from old age it's caused by something in your body failing. If you were asleep it might not be painful, but I would imagine it to hurt if you had a heart attack while awake.

2.why do sometimes i wake up with really thin cuts on the weirdest places in my body?
Maybe you have a loose pin on your bed. Or maybe you had the cuts before you fell asleep. Sometimes people don't notice pain until they see the actual damage.

3.Why does it feel weird to eat chocolate while on the toilet?
It's probably because you know such an act is not deemed normal. Or maybe you find it awkward that the food you are eating will eventually pass through your digestive system and end up in the toilet.

4.If all religion died out, would we reach our highest golden age?
I'm not sure... Alot of people use religion as a form of hope. If it did die out I'm sure something similar would take it's place. Like different branches of science. People may favor one more than the other. And ally themselves with that said branch

5.Why do donuts have holes? Are we getting ripped off?
...Is the mere convenience of having a hole in the middle of the perfect dessert worth losing the portion?
I think it's just a traditional thing. The holes in the doughnuts are used for a different pastry. Another possibility is to evenly cook the doughnut. You know how when you bake a cake you have a nice crust on the outside but the center is sometimes undercooked? Although I'm not entirely sure about this one. It's just my speculation.

6.What is Satan's last name?
I don't believe he has a last name. Although I don't know for sure because I'm a buddist and have not studied anything about christianity/catholicism.

7.Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
I don't believe so.

8.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
You only add a small amount of vanilla exact to make ice cream. My guess is that the white color comes from the other ingredients like milk. Or it's also possible that it's artificially color.

9.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Winners like to boast.

10.Do bald people get Dandruff?
Dandruff is dry skin so I'm assuming that they do, but I'm not bald so I can't tell you for sure.

11.Do bald people use soap or shampoo to wash their head?
I remember my bald friend saying something about using body wash.

12.Would roaches eat semen?
I wouldn't know sorry.


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6. well there is no evidence of lucifer having a last name. maybe satan lucifer or lucifer satan. lol or you could rearrange teh letters in satan and spell santa which then his last name would be claus. lol
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6.What is Satan's last name?
JOHNSON.

11.Do bald people use soap or shampoo to wash their head?
They polish their heads like bowling balls.

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Did the pied piper get a pie thrown at his face?


Huh, fascinating question but the real question is...

Does the pied piper's pipe taste like pie?
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vnkid wrote:



Well if you shot it directly onto the roach-- depending on how much it got hit with I think it might be immobilized due to the viscosity and maybe die-- hmm

Not that i'm thinking of trying it...


some cockroaches can swim but seriously...i wonder how they named them Cock-roaches


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6. well there is no evidence of lucifer having a last name. maybe satan lucifer or lucifer satan. lol or you could rearrange teh letters in satan and spell santa which then his last name would be claus. lol


Now is Lucifer the left hand of god or the right hand one? cause i'm determining which hand i should use for tonight.
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yeah same day the cookie goes old xD
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