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Posted 1/12/11

CassyIsAWeirdo wrote:

6.What is Satan's last name?
JOHNSON.



damn i was gonna say Smith
Posted 1/12/11

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-iElmo wrote:


OohJimmy wrote:


-iElmo wrote:

#7
yeah same day the cookie goes old xD


what if i already ate the cookie?


lol then everlasting fortune xP



what if it was bad fortune?


crumple it up, burn it, and pretend you never got it
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Posted 1/12/11
@ 6 , satan clause
@ 11, they use soap so no need to having trouble to buy which shampoo they need XD

all my answers are jokes so dont take it seriously
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1.How painful can it be dying from old age?
Those natural causes hurt your anal area I hear
2.why do sometimes i wake up with really thin cuts on the weirdest places in my body?
Tiny samurais are attacking you in your sleep?
3.Why does it feel weird to eat chocolate while on the toilet?

You shouldn't eat the stuff that comes out of your bum mate.
4.If all religion died out, would we reach our highest golden age?
I think gold mining is a bit outdated.
5.Why do donuts have holes? Are we getting ripped off?
...Is the mere convenience of having a hole in the middle of the perfect dessert worth losing the portion?

It's because donuphiliacs like yourself keep sticking your wieners in them.
6.What is Satan's last name?
Nirenburg
7.Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Of course there is!
8.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Because you touch yourself at night!
9.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
I say that, and I win at everything.
10.Do bald people get Dandruff?
Maybe below the belt...
11.Do bald people use soap or shampoo to wash their head?
Hot wax
12.Would roaches eat semen?
If they want to get their protein they will...
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Posted 1/13/11
12.Would roaches eat semen?

- yes if you don't finish what u started


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do bed bugs sleep?
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Posted 1/13/11

DanishPotato wrote:

12.Would roaches eat semen?

- yes if you don't finish what u started


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do bed bugs sleep?


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why would they when they have vulnerable girls to do it to at night
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Posted 1/13/11

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UsernameMadeNChina wrote:

How big is space? Some people would say space is infinite but would it be possible for space to stop growing? What if it does? o.o What if space is actually starting to get smaller and smaller by each passing day? O.O Would we end up getting squished? Are we all gonna die? What is beyond space? Will we find a blank space beyond space? If we were to actually discover this "space" what would we call it? o.o


lol my idiotic questions go on and on and on xP I like making up questions about space and start thinking about them till my head hurts


Take astronomy when you're a bit older. Or just buy a basic Astronomy textbook that isn't as technical as a college one.
There are a few theories on space. If I remember correctly, most scientists have accepted the theory that space is expanding. There's actually a process that involves space turning into a black hole, "exploding", and expanding again (aka Big Bang - life starts - universe expands more - bla bla start over again).
But someone please correct my stupidity with actual facts, because I have to leave and don't have time right now.


Astronomy is not one of the mandatory classes i have to take right now in college but can you really believe by reading a textbook you can find a real definition of how big space is? Scientology is made up of theories. Every scientist can make up a theory and go with it. Of course, sometimes theories can be right but most are usually wrong. What mathematical steps or proof do they use to figure out that space is expanding or growing smaller? If space does grow smaller does that mean the planets would become closer together or change the gravity of planets? The Big Bang theory sounds very familiar to God creating the world in 7 days. How in a huge meteor slams earth and that rock grew bacteria and then small organisms. Why can't there be one theory that no damage happened to earth but our planet just started out with small organisms and bacteria because it can stabilize life and it just took a really long time for us to evolve. Sorry for not taking your question serious but your not going to find your answer here because i posted up this for people to answer questions moronically, not scientifically.
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9.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
it's for their pride when they lose lol


11.Do bald people use soap or shampoo to wash their head?
i guess they will use soap instead of shampoo. xDD

these questions made me lol'd
Posted 2/8/11
1.How painful can it be dying from old age?

Athritis, bones grinding together....owch?

2.why do sometimes i wake up with really thin cuts on the weirdest places in my body?

The emo-fairy got ya.

3.Why does it feel weird to eat chocolate while on the toilet?

Because your shit is of the same colour palette.

4.If all religion died out, would we reach our highest golden age?

Yes.

5.Why do donuts have holes? Are we getting ripped off?

So you can hold it easily and spin it on your finger, then accidentally spin it off your finger into your friends face.

6.What is Satan's last name?

Marcello

7.Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Some fat bastard ate mine....

8.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Its the cream that makes it white, because milk is white and milk is used to make cream....but why is milk white? You can see black flecks of vanilla in a quality icecream.

9.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

Don't ask questions, accept defeat gracefully and they'll get their comeuppance for being so fucking arrogant about winning.

10.Do bald people get Dandruff?

They have no hair to rub against the skin and flake it off so no. They get sunburn though.

11.Do bald people use soap or shampoo to wash their head?

A highly academic question indeed, depends on how deluded they are.

12.Would roaches eat semen?

They'll do anything to survive...
Posted 2/8/11
2.why do sometimes i wake up with really thin cuts on the weirdest places in my body?

This happens because you were dreaming of little Freddy Kruger bed mites. Don't fall asleep!
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Posted 2/8/11
If you'd have swiss cheese and it has holes then the more swiss cheese you'll have the less swiss cheese you'll have
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Posted 2/8/11

manzi wrote:

@ question #12



the internet has taught me that.. somehow, somewhere, somebody probably has first hand experience on the subject.

but yeah it's possible, hypothetically speaking if you jizzed on a roach it'll groom itself clean thus ingesting semen in the process.


You know what, I sooo didn't need an that image in my head.
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Posted 2/9/11
do cockroaches have semen? :O
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Posted 2/9/11
6.What is Satan's last name?

Twinkies - A close relation of Tinky Winky
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OohJimmy wrote:

Write a silly question down and i will try to answer it at my best ability.I'll start asking the questions and if you want to start answering just write the number down and type your answer :)

1.How painful can it be dying from old age?

2.why do sometimes i wake up with really thin cuts on the weirdest places in my body?

3.Why does it feel weird to eat chocolate while on the toilet?

4.If all religion died out, would we reach our highest golden age?

5.Why do donuts have holes? Are we getting ripped off?
...Is the mere convenience of having a hole in the middle of the perfect dessert worth losing the portion?

6.What is Satan's last name?

7.Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

8.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

9.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

10.Do bald people get Dandruff?

11.Do bald people use soap or shampoo to wash their head?

12.Would roaches eat semen?


1: Death of old age or 'natural death' has been ruled out as a cause of death medically last time I've heard.

2: It happens to you too? Wow, I thought I was the only one. I assure you though. Neither you nor I are crazy emo btchs or scary pseudoschizophrenics. Well, at least I'm not, and most probably you as well. :)

3: It's quite odd since your senses conflict each other- your sense of smell is seemingly sniffing chocolate when you're actually probably smelling the loo. I personally think reading magazines or newspapers in the loo are quite odd in itself. LOL

4: Religion probably wouldn't die out- or something that resembles it at least since humans are relatively weak and incline to a higher power when all else fails.

5: There was a historical and scientific explanation. I heard it when I was 12, but I forgot it. It was a pretty cool reason though. Haha

6: A last name huh? Probably not that we humans know of.

7: Maybe until you get your next fortune cookie. I only get one every year on Chinese New Year. Happy New Year btw!

8: Vanilla ice cream contains milk and cream and vanilla extract's brown color doesn't affect the color of the product. I've been baking a lot and none of my pastries turned vanilla-extract-brown

9: People are by nature, competitive. I won't deny it. :)) They don't own up to they're pride easily and when they lose, they deny it first. That's how people cope sometimes.

10: Dandruff affects the scalp, but I haven't met any bald dude who had dandruff.

11: They probably use something milder, like body wash or a mild soap.

12: Who knows. That stuff contains fructose, the sweetest of all simple sugars. Maybe cockroaches have some kind of mechanism that makes them crave for sweet stuff. And eew I can't believe I'm typing all of this hahaha.

My turn!

1. I wonder if our pets can really understand our language. Do they?

2. I wonder if it's possible to create a fat transport system, so obese people could transfer the fat they don't want to those who need it. Wouldn't you want that?

3. Noticing others' feelings for someone is easy but why is it difficult to notice if someone likes you? Lots of my friends notice people's feelings but can't understand their own. Humans really intrigue me so. :)

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