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5. Donuts have holes because the industry wants to take as much money as possible and provide as little product as possible. It's also the governments hope that by placing a hole in a donut and thus eliminating X amount of calories, America's obesity rate will lower. Obviously, this is not the case.
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1.How painful can it be dying from old age?
Ummm, from what I know, when you're younger you are not as afraid to die as when you are older. Because when you're young, you don't think about dying as much as when you're older. When you are older, you have plenty of time and in that free time, you will probably think about dying every hour. Like "Am I doing to die in 4hours"
2.why do sometimes i wake up with really thin cuts on the weirdest places in my body?
You probably have AIDs
3.Why does it feel weird to eat chocolate while on the toilet?
I don't feel weird, so why do you?
4.If all religion died out, would we reach our highest golden age?
How the fk am I suppose to answer this?
5.Why do donuts have holes? Are we getting ripped off?
...Is the mere convenience of having a hole in the middle of the perfect dessert worth losing the portion?
The hole is there for you to stick something in it.
6.What is Satan's last name?
Menopause
7.Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
UHhhhhhhhhhhhh, yes.
8.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Because I added some of my special juice.
9.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Cause they are bitching.
10.Do bald people get Dandruff?
I highly doubt that. But possible.
11.Do bald people use soap or shampoo to wash their head?
Neither is fine.
12.Would roaches eat semen?
I don't know. Do you?
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manzi wrote:


Jinchengfan wrote:



And you've tried this? Sorry, I couldn't resist.


nah i'm not that crazy.



....I would hope NOT!
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1.How painful can it be dying from old age? It depends, does it hurt any more or less to fall from a 12 story building?

2.why do sometimes i wake up with really thin cuts on the weirdest places in my body? Don't go to sleep with a Playboy out.

3.Why does it feel weird to eat chocolate while on the toilet? It's weird to eat anything on the can, I can wizz and eat a yellow snowcone and get the same effect.

4.If all religion died out, would we reach our highest golden age? No, we would be at the highest percentage of people with common sense all at the same instant.

5.Why do donuts have holes? Are we getting ripped off?
...Is the mere convenience of having a hole in the middle of the perfect dessert worth losing the portion? You are getting ripped off. They now take the fragments, bag them up and sell them as doughnut holes, if you buy both you're literally buying the same doughnut twice.

6.What is Satan's last name? M E Y E R??? Not thrilled to find out my hotdog has Satan as a first name

7.Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? No, as those are general predictions and apply to anyone at any time.

8.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Vanilla ice cream is plain as vanilla. While vanilla extract was umm....well, extracted from a vanilla pod's butt, that's why it's brown.

9.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? Winners don't need to lie to themselves.

10.Do bald people get Dandruff? Yes, but the wind carries it off before you ever notice it. Don't eat out in the open air or risk getting their airborne flakes in your chilidog.

11.Do bald people use soap or shampoo to wash their head? None of the above. They use paint cleaner to remove contaminates, polish to bring their heads to a shine, then wax to protect it from the weather.

12.Would roaches eat semen? Yep, if it's edible they'll eat it, and if there's enough of it they share.
Posted 7/2/11
1.How painful can it be dying from old age?
Start smoking weed when you get old.

2.why do sometimes i wake up with really thin cuts on the weirdest places in my body?
You cut yourself while possessed by Satan last night.

3.Why does it feel weird to eat chocolate while on the toilet?
Because you're stupid enough to think your poop is that solid.

4.If all religion died out, would we reach our highest golden age?
Yes, we'd be in heaven.

5.Why do donuts have holes? Are we getting ripped off?
...Is the mere convenience of having a hole in the middle of the perfect dessert worth losing the portion?
They're made to look like a handcuff, which is why it's so popular with cops.

6.What is Satan's last name?
Junior. His father passed away 2 centuries years ago.

7.Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Yeah, since they're made out of mermaid meat.

8.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
The same reason why your toilet water comes back to your tap transparent.

9.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Because they're addicted to gambling.

10.Do bald people get Dandruff?
Only if they tend to carry a frog on the top of their head.

11.Do bald people use soap or shampoo to wash their head?
Shower gel and shampoo 2 in 1.

12.Would roaches eat semen?
Depends. Some spit, some swallow.
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