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What Would You Do If You Meet The Devil?
Posted 1/16/11 , edited 1/16/11
Kick him in the ballz, steal his pitchfork and used it skewer his head w/ it.... then i could take my rightful place as Hell's ruler lol
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Posted 1/16/11 , edited 1/16/11

dark_paradox_21 wrote:

My Grandfather always asked this question. He said that there was one correct answer: Greet the devil politely and keep going on your way.

Every interaction between intelligent beings has value. Every time you hold the door for someone and get a smile in return, every time you get into an argument with a friend, and every time you give the bird to someone while driving, you learn a little about communication and the human condition. Lucifer, being the second most intelligent being with the exception of God himself, knows this. The devil will not kill you out of spite if he has something to learn from you. Likewise it is wise to pay attention to the encounter so that you may learn as well.

Walk with confidence, be polite, and mind your own business and you can go anywhere. Thugs want easy targets so confidence will repel them. Being polite keeps you from making enemies. Minding your own business keeps you from becoming a liability to other's plans. The devil is no different. Everyone has an agenda, even the devil. Make sure you don't become a part of the devil's agenda and learn from the encounter. That is the best possible answer.


My grandmother said something similiar to your grandfather.
I honestly don't know how I would react, but probably would be shocked and a little curious as to why the devil would come to visit me. It would definitely be an interesting afternoon, assuming I wasn't turned into cinders within the first few minutes.
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Posted 1/16/11
Get out my fiddle.
Posted 1/16/11
Say hello, shake his hand (or claw... or whatever) and then hand him my resume!
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Posted 1/16/11
Some magical girl powers?
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Posted 1/16/11
He dont wanna meet me any time soon, nor the other guy, with the anger im holding about somthing in my life , id go straght for either of thier throats...and id beyond willing to be compleatly animalistic and brutal about it.
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Posted 1/16/11
I would play the best song in the world
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Posted 1/17/11
Laugh at him....
Posted 1/17/11
"So why have people portrayed you as a shortass red guy with a goatie, horns and a whippy tail? You look retarded Sir...."
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Posted 1/19/11

3StripeNinja wrote:

Get out my fiddle.


Why Hello there Johnny....lol. Love it.
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Posted 1/19/11
I would introduce myself as an angel in training. With confidence the lord would back me up on this wild encounter.
It would be a supreme test of will, as I would have to curb my vanity, use my intellect and not give in to the superior plans of temptation or any other devil super power....
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" Ah, Most exellent we meet at last. Come, we have much to discuss, great plans to make, I'll make it worth your a while..."
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Posted 1/19/11
probably ignore him >_> too busy with my own imagination to take note of the devil.
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I'd ask him if he ever regrets going against god
Posted 1/19/11
mention how much he resembles my German teacher T-T
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