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Dirty Thoughts In Church?
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Posted 2/6/11
yessir, i went to church today, and i was soooo fucking bored, so i just briefly looked at girls and pictured them totally all up on my balls.
this happens all the time...
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Haha no yet xP
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I do go to church, though I'm not particularly enthusiastic about it.

My dad did the whole youth group pastor thing a while back... he only did it for a little bit, but it helps point out that both my parents hold religion fairly highly. My dad is still involved in the youth group, but not in a pastoral role.

I used to fall asleep at church. I hated getting up in the morning, dressing up, only to sit in front of some old guy speaking for a long time about things I wasn't interested in. After a while, the natural voice's dips and regularity during normal conversation became a real easy way to fall asleep. I was also involved with the youth groups while growing up, which were fun in their own ways... at least it was something to do.

I don't have a particularly moving story, but I still consider myself a Christian. I don't go to church every Sunday, and I don't help out my dad with the youth group stuff regularly, though sometimes I fall for an invitation that turns out to be just that. I don't mind helping people in general, and although I may not whole-heartedly agree with everything the pastor says, I still listen and consider it. I think there are things that people could learn from the Bible if they chose to give it consideration. Perhaps not as literal truth, but as in a message in itself. Guidelines to live life, perhaps, rather than black and white rules? There's plenty room for interpretation, and plenty of analogies that can be made on current events in a variety of places that the material is basically inexhaustible, or perhaps pastors wouldn't have anything to talk about.

Although I do go to church, I don't think that any one church is particularly a good fit for everyone. Tbh, the church I go to now, I go to because I like the music (they've got this rock / pop / alternative thing going on, and they're pretty skilled), and I get to do some video production work when I feel like it ( they're always looking for volunteers ). They have free food (breakfast / lunch [there are two services]) and people are generally nice by default. Not every church is like this, and not every church agrees with every other. I also happen to play D&D regularly, discuss & watch anime w/ friends, and do quite a few things that others might consider 'non-Christian,' but I am who I am, not because of what other people think or believe, but because I choose to live the life I lead.

As far as dirty thoughts in church... I'm a guy... I've looked at girls at church before... my imagination can be pretty vivid sometimes, and although I do give the pastor's message consideration, there are still times my mind wanders. I'm not immune to it because I go to church or because I consider myself a Christian, but it's not something I yell out about mid-sermon (though I'm 100% sure yelling, "I've got a boner!!" halfway through a Valentine's Day sermon will turn a few heads and cause anyone I look at to give an interesting reaction). If nothing else, volunteering for the variety of things the church can offer allows you to gain experience that can look good on a resume, should I find myself without a job...
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Narutobacca25 hit the nail right on the head with me and church. I wish they played christian rock at the catholic or christian church i am at times forced to go too...

To be honest who knows what could be going through my head because the incense or whatever they burn makes me high/knocks me out. I have to try my hardest not to fall asleep or meet an angry mom/grandma after i dosed off - -. Why do they use such strong stuff man. Hippies i swear (not really).
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I just daydream... not naughty thoughts tho... I'm a good kid~ lool!! xDDD And in my church, the guys' seats were separated from the girls... basically because they know that when theyre mixed... people might get distracted~ hahahahah
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Posted 2/7/11
With all the pretty girls who were around me..yeah! haha
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Posted 2/7/11
im one of the choir so i just sing but when it gets boring i daydream and talk to my friends
Posted 2/7/11 , edited 2/7/11

killar wrote:

Back when I went to church all I did was daydream, laugh at the old women in crazy hats and check out the hotties.

I can't tell you a damn thing the preacher said as I never listened lol. Thinking about it now, kids nowadays have it good. Back then we didn't have cellphones to pass the time in church like they do now. We just had to sit there and be bored for 2 hours.


I don't go to church anymore but I assume it's hard to sneak texting with your parents sitting next to you xD
Posted 2/7/11
You people are going to hell jk
Posted 2/7/11
Whenever I get bored or something's really stressing me out, I get horny. It keeps me distracted =_= So yeah, I've had them. Pardon me, whoever's up there.
Posted 2/7/11
Tainting the "holy" water
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Posted 2/12/11
I'm always thinking about someplace I'd rather be than sitting there listening to some some old guy ramble about nonsense that has really nothing to with me, Since I have no religion and wondering what all the cute girls look like naked.
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Posted 2/12/11
Well, I've got dirty thoughts pretty much 24/7 so it's probably even worse in church because I have a whole hour of not doing anything.
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Posted 3/2/11
lol i asked this question to my friends nn they all said yes >< including me
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34 / M / Going crazy.
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Posted 3/2/11
Don't go to church, but if I did, I think I would have dirty thoughts. Your thoughts arnt really something you can turn off by location. (^_^) lol
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