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Posted 11/12/06
As I was saying.... breathing is a conspiracy. The soup companys wants you to think you have to breath so you will inhale thier nano machines that controll your mind and make you buy chicken noodle soup to support to support thier time travel program so they can travel back in time to harvest dinosaur meat and feed it to orphans wich allows them to controll the orphans minds and use them as neo-soliders to take over the globe. Then they can force everyone to live in log cabins wich gives you malaria. Then every one will have to buy to buy thier antidote wich will make them super rich!!!
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Posted 11/12/06
Alright that was my conspiracy. Now everyone come up with your very own Then I will judge wich is stupidest and give the winner the stupidest conspiracy award.
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Posted 11/12/06
Wow, waffle. You're really something else....
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Posted 11/12/06
If no one post a conspiracy then I automaticly win. I guess you guys lost your spirit of adventure. oh well....
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Posted 11/12/06
I believe that the Quaker oat guy is actually Big brother, he have cameras in his eyes and he's watching us while we eat oatmeal, and inside the oatmeal, it's laced with bugs that detect what we eat, so if it's not Quaker oat stuffs, it'll release toxic material which will make us throw up or have diarrhea and will force us to eat nothing but Quaker oats.
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Posted 11/12/06
YA! contestant # 1. thank you for your entry.
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Posted 11/12/06
Ummm.........I cant think of anything funny but I was LMAO off from wagffles and gt's post
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Posted 11/12/06
come on logain post something I need more than one contestant.
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Posted 11/12/06
The Reason Naruto wont come up with new episodes is cause it is in League to torture America with Cartoon Network Dubs. Until CN catches up no new episodes and when it does catch up it will be all English Dubs
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Posted 11/12/06
Ok hold on your seats, Dinosaurs doesn,t really exist they were hiden by all governents because the bones that were founded were from dragons and there,re a few dragons in hiding on the real world (the goverment hide them as dinosaurs because normal people would be afraid of Dragons and they woudln,t live their lives normally)

And here,s another Superheros do exist becaus they creators wanted to spend all the ideas for creating superheros and that way if for some cosmic reason in the real world apears a guy with powers he wouldn,t have any-ideas left to make his own superhero (because of author rights) and that way real-superheros wouldn,t exist.


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28 / M / South of sanities...
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Posted 11/13/06
The reason why most Anime dubbed in America has stupid sounding voices is because the T.V. stations are sending out a high frequency sound everytime they play it, its so high dogs can't hear it, that slowly changes our minds by brain washing them so that we th ink anime sucks and America makes the best shows ever. EVIL
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Posted 11/13/06
The Moon doesn,t really exist it,s an artificial giant superweapon made by the humans that is watching all the world and spying on us
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29 / M / "Podunk USA" Brun...
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Posted 11/13/06
Germs don't exist, it all a conspiracy to make us wash our hands and buy antibiotics. It helps the economy of water services and medicine.

The guy at McDonalds believed that one, I didn't eat there anymore.
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Posted 11/13/06
Animes don`t exist. It`s just the symtom of a genetic defect that makes us able to see them. All of us (on this site) have 24 pairs of chromosomes.
In reality we are all sitting in front of our turned off pcs and think we write to people that don`t exist (aka imaginary friends/enemies"). The stranger those people are, the more serious is the defect. Being able to "see" crunchyroll is the last stadium. Soon we`ll all be dead.
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In reality the UK is an invention of the government of Nigeria- they wanted to do sth. against theboredom and so they made it up.
Everyone who says he/she was in England was in Nigeria in reality.
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