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Posted 11/13/06
don`t let him confuse you! I bet he`s one of the cockroaches! (refers to ealier post)
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LoL...a family of roaches can live off the adhesive from the back of a postage stamp for a month or longer or so I hear. They will be the last living thing on this planet should we have a nuclear war.

The other lame conspiracy is the NHK How many ppl here are on the computer lookin at their monitors??? You could be a part of it.
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BLABLA BLA I bet Cockroaches are a conspiracy
Also this website actually has the mods working for big brother (wait that isnt stupid it's true)

In all truth gatorade isnt really a sports drink but a drink that makes you substain the ability to become a super consumer where from here you buy lots of McDonalds food which actually is out to take a thin layer of your license plate off everytime you come and then uses it to make the food you eat there because the automobile plants are actually secretly secreting a secret high amp waves from Nuclear cores so when you eat the food enough it causes your skin cells to build up more viruses in the ears so the next time the doctor picks up one of those light things and sticks it in your ears he takes those viruses and uses it to make blankets so that millions of people can on the 4th of July watch the fireworks on thiese blankets. From here you go over to your remote which will shoot into your TV become reprogrammed into and then shot back out at you from the lights on it and it shoots into your bucket of popcorn. From here it will go into your mouth and make you really thirsty so you will go and get some more gatorade. Eventually you will become so hooked on Gatorade a doctor will force you to eat more McDonalds food. Your car will get in a car accident several times fighting for your spot at the drive through window increasing profit for the license plate and automobile companies. You will get hurt in these and make the doctors richer and since you will have to sleep more you buy some better blankets. You watch lots of TV and get hungry so you get popcorn. Your remote runs low on batteries but being lazy you just throw it away and get another remote. Eventually you will need a new one and so everyone benefits here.

That is why Coke and the forces of Sonic are fighting the oppression. Go here because they are in league with the Lottery makers and you will get richer and keep McDonalds and Gatorade from ruling the World.
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Posted 11/13/06
I bow my head in admiration
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Thank you. I must win this because that is picture filled. SO HA TO YOU ALL!
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27 / M / South of sanities...
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Posted 11/13/06
Quarter is working for the government and the pictures he posted are there to make people want to buy more.
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25 / M / Way of The Ninja...
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Kmaniac you ruined my plan you punk
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Quater I really dont see how any one can beat that. Well I give this thread a while longer and then declare a winner.
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Posted 11/13/06
well, erm.......
we dont really exist. all of what you do is a dream that some fat old dude is dreaming. he is dreaming that he is you and does whatever you do or think. when he wakes up or changes into another dream you will die and be removed from existance.
lol.
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27 / M / South of sanities...
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Posted 11/13/06
This is all a psychology project started by waffle26 and where doing his homework for him
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M / America, Fuck Yeah.
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Posted 11/13/06
Here's how it all plays out...

The Mods of CR are planning to overthrow Shinji and take over CR. Have you seen Shinji around lately? That is because he is off battling demons sent by the mods to lead him away from his followers in CR. This gives the mods enough time to completely enslave CR, thread by thread, post by post, and user by user. Im not supposed to be saying this, and don't expect to see this post on here very long. Once they find out, im dead. They will delete this post and wipe me off of crunchyroll, then you will be forced to forget i existed. Fight the power fellow crunchyrollers, and stick it to the mods!
Once they find this, they will make short work of destroying me and every trace of my existence. SPREAD THE TRUTH FELLOW POSTERS! FREEDOM IS IN OUR HANDS!!!!!
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27 / M / South of sanities...
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Posted 11/13/06
I knew it, where the hell is my shot gun and kodachi
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That one is definately runner up.
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We don't exist, the world don't exist, this is actually sim world being played by some punk whom I shall refer as "god" on a computer, all our tasks, are preassigned by the game in a code called "destiny" even those who disagree or question the idea of destiny are preassigned to believe destiny is false, all the bad and good things are the result of our "god" 's mood, if "god" is pissed his sister ate all the gummy bears, he let loose a tornado in texas or kick up a earthquake in Tokyo. if "god" is happy, he'll raise the world economy or visit orpanages and make the local toy r us employlee walk on their hands for a mile to raise money to buy them toys, and to top it off, when "god" is bored, he punches the "chaos" cheat (which is up up down down left right triangle square X up down up), the last time he did it, the world plunged into WW1 and 2. He's probably punched it recently with North Korea launching their missiles.

He also used to have a figure he named "Jesus" after his dead goldfish he used to visit and interact with the World, which is replaced by aliens later.

In closing I would like to hope this game save don't crash.
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24 / M / Popsicle stick
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lets hope your game save crashes poor gt is crying
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