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ok It looks like quarter wins! . Everyone else has been pawned to the equvilent of butt rapeing by a satanic gorilla with herpes.
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<Here is the reward. crafted it all my self.
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HOORAH I AM THE STUPIDEST GUY ON CR
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Posted 11/13/06

In all truth gatorade isnt really a sports drink but a drink that makes you substain the ability to become a super consumer where from here you buy lots of McDonalds food which actually is out to take a thin layer of your license plate off everytime you come and then uses it to make the food you eat there because the automobile plants are actually secretly secreting a secret high amp waves from Nuclear cores so when you eat the food enough it causes your skin cells to build up more viruses in the ears so the next time the doctor picks up one of those light things and sticks it in your ears he takes those viruses and uses it to make blankets so that millions of people can on the 4th of July watch the fireworks on thiese blankets. From here you go over to your remote which will shoot into your TV become reprogrammed into and then shot back out at you from the lights on it and it shoots into your bucket of popcorn. From here it will go into your mouth and make you really thirsty so you will go and get some more gatorade. Eventually you will become so hooked on Gatorade a doctor will force you to eat more McDonalds food. Your car will get in a car accident several times fighting for your spot at the drive through window increasing profit for the license plate and automobile companies. You will get hurt in these and make the doctors richer and since you will have to sleep more you buy some better blankets. You watch lots of TV and get hungry so you get popcorn. Your remote runs low on batteries but being lazy you just throw it away and get another remote. Eventually you will need a new one and so everyone benefits here.

That is why Coke and the forces of Sonic are fighting the oppression. Go here because they are in league with the Lottery makers and you will get richer and keep McDonalds and Gatorade from ruling the World.
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Posted 11/26/06

waffle26 wrote:

As I was saying.... breathing is a conspiracy. The soup companys wants you to think you have to breath so you will inhale thier nano machines that controll your mind and make you buy chicken noodle soup to support to support thier time travel program so they can travel back in time to harvest dinosaur meat and feed it to orphans wich allows them to controll the orphans minds and use them as neo-soliders to take over the globe. Then they can force everyone to live in log cabins wich gives you malaria. Then every one will have to buy to buy thier antidote wich will make them super rich!!!


You watch too much anime waffles. Ease down your anime dosage. But very interesting theory.
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Posted 11/26/06
ok........ it's not really a conspiracy but a belief. but there is a small group of christians in america that believe that jesus is an alien and will beam down to earth to save just that little group because they believed He was an alien all along......

some people really are nutters.
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28 / M / "Podunk USA" Brun...
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Posted 11/26/06

Nny64 wrote:


Nayru wrote:

Here's how it all plays out...

The Mods of CR are planning to overthrow Shinji and take over CR. Have you seen Shinji around lately? That is because he is off battling demons sent by the mods to lead him away from his followers in CR. This gives the mods enough time to completely enslave CR, thread by thread, post by post, and user by user. Im not supposed to be saying this, and don't expect to see this post on here very long. Once they find out, im dead. They will delete this post and wipe me off of crunchyroll, then you will be forced to forget i existed. Fight the power fellow crunchyrollers, and stick it to the mods!
Once they find this, they will make short work of destroying me and every trace of my existence. SPREAD THE TRUTH FELLOW POSTERS! FREEDOM IS IN OUR HANDS!!!!!



You have been reported to the moderators Nayru. It is my civic duty to crush freedom of speech on the Interspace.

As a loyal menber of the Malevolent Overseer Directives Society(M.O.D.S.) I could not ignore your insolence. Resistance is futile. You will enjoy the unity of M.O.D.S. Trust us.

The monkey ninjas know where you live. Don't run, please
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Posted 11/26/06

kyserin wrote:

ok........ it's not really a conspiracy but a belief. but there is a small group of christians in america that believe that jesus is an alien and will beam down to earth to save just that little group because they believed He was an alien all along......

some people really are nutters.


Now.. youre making those people who believe in aliens mad.
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i'm not saying that aliens don't exist. of course aliens exist! can we be the onlylife in this whole fuck-massive universe?!?!? i'm just saying that it is highly unlikely that jesus is an alien with a space ship...
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Posted 11/26/06
mmh, shinji could be an alien


...omg, please shinji don't kill me *praises the almighty chrunchygod*
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Dinosaurs turned into dragons which turned into lava monsters which turned into stockbrokers which killed my greatmothers husband thus resulting in a paradox which thrust me into another dimension but I came back because I learned french, which is the language of escaping dimensions, but I don't remember any of it because I don't understand much French. In the meanwhile, the stockbrokers are feeding off the macadamian nut cookies trying to sacrifice the golden root beer bottle to gain ultimate power. The cows are secretly controlling congress.
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Posted 11/26/06

Toushirou wrote:

mmh, shinji could be an alien


...omg, please shinji don't kill me *praises the almighty chrunchygod*


shinji has to be some kind of superior life form to create and keep a website this good :P

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Posted 11/26/06
ELVIS ISN'T DEAD, HE IS HIDING IN HAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shinji hasn't been on the forums lately because he's trapped in his room. A giant box full of hentai has fallen over and pinned shinji down while he was trying to catalog his collection for the guiness book of world records. Since then he has been trapped. I urge all of you to aid me in my quest of rescuing the S-man himself, from his own private collection.
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Posted 11/26/06
haha lol. i will help shinji. o superior life form, o bringer of joy in anime form to my life
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