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Posted 11/26/06

Nayru wrote:

Here's how it all plays out...

The Mods of CR are planning to overthrow Shinji and take over CR. Have you seen Shinji around lately? That is because he is off battling demons sent by the mods to lead him away from his followers in CR. This gives the mods enough time to completely enslave CR, thread by thread, post by post, and user by user. Im not supposed to be saying this, and don't expect to see this post on here very long. Once they find out, im dead. They will delete this post and wipe me off of crunchyroll, then you will be forced to forget i existed. Fight the power fellow crunchyrollers, and stick it to the mods!
Once they find this, they will make short work of destroying me and every trace of my existence. SPREAD THE TRUTH FELLOW POSTERS! FREEDOM IS IN OUR HANDS!!!!!



I stand firm with my announcement!
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Posted 11/26/06
All the girls on this forum are actually old fat ladies looking for little boys. Yea, you guys better think twice.
Similarly, all the guys (excluding myself :P) are fat, old and hairy dudes looking for little girls.

BEWARE!
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Posted 11/26/06

BasouKazuma wrote:

All the girls on this forum are actually old fat ladies looking for little boys. Yea, you guys better think twice.
Similarly, all the guys (excluding myself :P) are fat, old and hairy dudes looking for little girls.

BEWARE!


.......
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Posted 11/26/06
I realise it might eb a little late BUT i want to suggest a rule, for every Conspiracy you post you have to post a way to counter it, Such as to counter the soup companys nano machines you need to eat chicken BUT spice it up 12 times or leave it out for 12 days so that when you eat it you will never want to eat chicken sooup ever again...
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Posted 11/26/06

BasouKazuma wrote:

All the girls on this forum are actually old fat ladies looking for little boys. Yea, you guys better think twice.
Similarly, all the guys (excluding myself :P) are fat, old and hairy dudes looking for little girls.

BEWARE!


For those who are afraid of this, to "counter" it, you just need to stop posting on the site. This leaves zero chances of being lured into some old person's basement.
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Posted 11/26/06
wait....why are people still posting here?
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Posted 11/26/06
Im bored and even if there was a winner I don't care.

George Bush is actually a secret ninja of the hairy booby clan but they code name it Skulls and bones and they don't really sacrifice people to satan but instead they take explosive rubber duckies filled with poo and blow up random things and then they blame it on Iraq. After that they dress up as reptilian aliens and and replay the whole aristocrat joke live in front of eachother. The audience is allowed free bananas and monkeys. After that they sit around and make up lame ideas to sell to the media and they sell it and become rich whilst mindcontrolling the masses and their ultimate plan is the make all stupid humans die by killing eachother in pillow fights.

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27 / M / South of sanities...
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Posted 11/27/06
has the conspiracy of Leonardo devinci and Amadeous are immortals because Devinci made the fountain of youth and now control the world through music, business, art, and crappy boy bands? they also made a mind controling drink called Red bull
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27 / F / Chicago
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Posted 11/27/06
My sister thinks that the government is controlling us by putting microchips in ketchup, since 85% of people eat ketchup.
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27 / M / Toronto
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Posted 11/27/06

BasouKazuma wrote:


BasouKazuma wrote:

All the girls on this forum are actually old fat ladies looking for little boys. Yea, you guys better think twice.
Similarly, all the guys (excluding myself :P) are fat, old and hairy dudes looking for little girls.

BEWARE!


For those who are afraid of this, to "counter" it, you just need to stop posting on the site. This leaves zero chances of being lured into some old person's basement.


the heck is ur problem
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30 / M / California
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Posted 11/27/06
^Lame insults

There's this guy named BasouKazuma and he's found out where a certain person lives *cough* Lancaster, California *cough*. Basou is on the other side of the country but he easily pulled together some people that live near there and gave them the exact address. These people are on their way to said person's house right now.

Is this a conspiracy theory or real?
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Posted 11/27/06
If anyone wants I could always open a new contest and have Q defend his title.
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27 / M / Toronto
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Posted 11/27/06
haha nvm idiots and low lives wud just get loose
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28 / F / Georgia
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Posted 11/27/06
^ i agree with u
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Earth will selfdestruct itself in 5 minutes due to the fact that it is home to the stupidest life forms(humans) ever to be discovered by our native kind(aliens). for those of you fortunate enough to be an alien like me will survive and live on another planet. others will die and some might be saved and brought to outer space where some of our kind will see if humans can survive on other planets.
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