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Posted 5/9/11 , edited 5/9/11

stareye_pink wrote:

Nope, but the parkour club in my school is really something. Sleeping on a roof? They jump from roof to roof...



Kippu wrote:

I broke into someone's home before


Trying to steal some honey huh?



bahahahaha thats cute.
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No, a pedophile is someone who has sexual attraction to children. I just possessed child porn. Doesn't mean I wanna fuck a five year old.


lmfao, what exactly is child porn? where you watch babies taking showers? i dont know im just curious hahaha
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HAHA LOL. now that was funny XD
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Luxalion wrote:

I loitered when a sign said not to That was so G, it was almost H. LOL. I've done way (WAAAAY) worse than that. I have downloaded illegally (hasn't everyone..?) but that's as far as I'll go ;p


lmfao, i was drinking soda while watching this and i like splattered it all over my keyboard cuz i laughed so hard. i dont know, im a spazz haha
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PoeticallyNarcissistic wrote:

1.Shop lifted a few times for different reasons
2.broke into abandon/repossessed homes and fucked around in them
3.broke into a mall and fucked around at midnight
4.broke into a dudes house who worked for my mom and stole back my stuff
5.trespassed and fucked shit up in a park after it closed
6.broke into a pool and skinny dipped
7.threatened a girl with a saw after she came at me with a pipe
8.over the last 10 years fought and beat the shit out of five people
9.ghosted a bunch of times aka spray painted shit that's not mine.


i personally love number 7.
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randygal wrote:

When I was younger I saw a dead girl in a water trench and didn't report it..


omg, i saw a dead girl in a water trench and when i stared at the girl she kind of looked like me. it was scary.
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Uhh, being a teenager in Florida, i've done my fair share of illegal substances, but that's about it :p

I've gotten taken home by the cops for breaking curfew a couple times though!
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ive done a lot of illegal things, haha.

on my Criminal Record:

1) possession of marijuana

2) possession of a hand gun

3) being out after curfew

4) possession of cigarettes underage

5) got caught fucking at a park after hours

6) ... i stole manga from borders

7) possession of alcohol underage

im sure there are more, actually i know there are more haha but i cant remember. lul



Posted 5/9/11

forgettheremembered wrote:

ive done a lot of illegal things, haha.

on my Criminal Record:

1) possession of marijuana

2) possession of a hand gun

3) being out after curfew

4) possession of cigarettes underage

5) got caught fucking at a park after hours

6) ... i stole manga from borders

7) possession of alcohol underage

im sure there are more, actually i know there are more haha but i cant remember. lul






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Posted 5/10/11

forgettheremembered wrote:


PoeticallyNarcissistic wrote:

1.Shop lifted a few times for different reasons
2.broke into abandon/repossessed homes and fucked around in them
3.broke into a mall and fucked around at midnight
4.broke into a dudes house who worked for my mom and stole back my stuff
5.trespassed and fucked shit up in a park after it closed
6.broke into a pool and skinny dipped
7.threatened a girl with a saw after she came at me with a pipe
8.over the last 10 years fought and beat the shit out of five people
9.ghosted a bunch of times aka spray painted shit that's not mine.


i personally love number 7.


Thanks lol im just glad i did not have to use it and she missed when she swung the pipe at my head.

Posted 5/10/11

forgettheremembered wrote:

ive done a lot of illegal things, haha.

on my Criminal Record:

1) possession of marijuana

2) possession of a hand gun

3) being out after curfew

4) possession of cigarettes underage

5) got caught fucking at a park after hours

6) ... i stole manga from borders

7) possession of alcohol underage

im sure there are more, actually i know there are more haha but i cant remember. lul




not to be mean but your parents must be pulling there hair out after finding out you did all of those things.
Posted 5/10/11

forgettheremembered wrote:


otaku_125 wrote:



No, a pedophile is someone who has sexual attraction to children. I just possessed child porn. Doesn't mean I wanna fuck a five year old.


lmfao, what exactly is child porn? where you watch babies taking showers? i dont know im just curious hahaha


from what i know it's videos of kids fucking or adults fucking kids

Posted 5/10/11 , edited 5/10/11
Resisted police to the point where they had had to constantly beat me down and tie me to a table. Fuuuuun times.

Torrent games. Not naming which. That's right copyright holders. Mahahahhaha.

Stole an entire box of foot long bubble tape roles. The building was entirely empty, and they had this hosh posh junk halfway through the store. We just looked over it and saw the box laying there. Can't blame us haha!

Sneak into movies from side entrance.

Play baseball with the tip of a swifter mop and the swifter pole.... Launching the swifter mop across the road next to the mall...

Stealing political campaign signs to use the wood as rally signs.

Fighting in public

Using coin shaped magnet to play unlimited arcade games.

Illegal xbox emulation hacks. Illegal custom plates on design.

DDOS attacks.

Helping friends store weed in video games cases during high school.

Doing weed.

Doing weed at side of community college with a strange group of people.

Illegally driving 135 in a 60. With an illegally modified turbo, timer, and expired emissions date, with alcohol in the back seat and a drunk female minor in the passenger seat. We we both minors actually, but I didn't drink anything.

Stealing magazine from survey place. They didn't compensate us after getting us to do a long survey with the lure of money. They had it coming, justice was served. Time is money friend.
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All light stuff like that...
Posted 5/10/11

Kippu wrote:

I broke into someone's home before


*Jumps on you and pins you down* Someone's been a bad girl.... I'll have to...perform a strip search to see if you stole anything! *Gets slapped* Ow! Okay okay....

Well let me see.... illegal...... Define Illegal? I don't think anything is Illegal in the U.S(Of North America, Not Brazil! XD). All Congress like to do is spit out fake information, and make you sign dumb contracts that contradict their own "Laws".

"The United States Supreme Court has ordered you."

My reply. "United States Supreme court? You mean Elsavador? Or you meant the United States of Brazil?"

Congress. "The United States of America has put you on notice."

"Notice of what? And you didn't answer my question, you could be talking about The United States of Brazil, Or the United States of Elsavador, There is ONE America but you want people to think they're different, you can go back to your pirate court in Brazil, Europeans has no juristiction here, so go back to your own land and stop calling me Black retards! MOOR!"

Congress. ".....Have a nice day."

Asswipes won't even reply to my messages, as far as I'm concerned the government has no law, its just whatever they say it is, and whatever they change it too next week.

Congress. "Adults are 18."

"So why if I get on a train, the adult age is over age 2? TWO?!?! Whenever I go to a restuaraunt, kids stop at age 6?? I thought you were a "Minor" until age 18?"

Congress. "......."

Me: "But yet people fear you(Reason is beyond me) and you have yet to reply to my messages, you said Corporations needed office sapce, Congress has No definitive office, you just bounce around because you're scared of being found..... Who's the leader?! NOBODY? SHOW youselves you freaks! I'm no person! Stop with this "Legalese" And talk to me in ENGLISH you filthy scumbags!"

{/rant}

I got nothing on Illegal, I haven't done anything illegal, I'm an angel.... *Flies up into the heavens*
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forgettheremembered wrote:

ive done a lot of illegal things, haha.

on my Criminal Record:

1) possession of marijuana

2) possession of a hand gun

3) being out after curfew

4) possession of cigarettes underage

5) got caught fucking at a park after hours

6) ... i stole manga from borders

7) possession of alcohol underage

im sure there are more, actually i know there are more haha but i cant remember. lul





that may be buy you'll never be as cool as latarian milton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4

you know he has friends that smoke with them cigarettes


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