Chuck Norris Lives
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32 / M / Northern Minnesota
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Posted 4/1/11
Warner Archives has just released the CHUCK NORRIS & HIS KARATE KOMMANDOS animated miniseries on DVDR. See animated Chuck kick the snot out of "Super Ninja" (probably a copyrighted name) and display his overall awesomeness. I am unworthy to look upon this divine treasure.
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Posted 4/1/11
Chuck Norris walked into Warner Bros studio the resulting explosion created a Chuck Norris Cartoon

Bad yes but someone had to do it
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24 / M / California, Hawai...
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Posted 4/1/11
This forum shouldn't even exist because Chuck Norris is God and God is fictional.
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30 / M / New York City
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Posted 4/1/11
Chuck Norris imagined this miniseries a few seconds before he went to the studio and it was done
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28 / M / Colorado, USA
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Posted 4/1/11
The chemical composition of the ink used for the animation is identical to the composition of the sweat of Chuck Norris.
Posted 4/1/11
Chuck Norris is his own race.
Posted 4/2/11
I am.... the epitome of meme badassness.
Indestructible alloys are my body, and energy drink my blood.
I have defeated an infinite amount of inferior people,
unaware of weakness,
or challenge.
Have beat the living shit out of other people to create thousand of memes,
Yet, these hands of my will never kick enough ass.
So now as I pray,

Unlimited Norris Works. *cue the end of the universe*
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31 / M / Iloilo City, PH
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Posted 4/2/11


easy on the hose there chuck..
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Posted 4/3/11
Chuck Norris is equipped with his own high-pressure fire hose.
Posted 4/3/11
Awesome but I think we're agreed that we will now use your thread for CN Facts.

Chuck Norris once cured a blind man, too bad the first thing he saw was the bottom of Chuck's boot.

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