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Many ways to scare the guy who is dating your little sister...
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Posted 6/6/07
i currently need advice..

My 16 yr old sis is dating a 18 yr old boy..

Im near 21 yrs.. And im wanting to know a way to scare the little dude, incase he tries sumthin...

So far i got this ..

1: I show him my sword.. Tell him this "u try sumthin to my kid sister and ur wake up a girl"


what threats or ways u knwo to scare the dude dating ur little sister?
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Shadows wrote:

i currently need advice..

My 16 yr old sis is dating a 18 yr old boy..

Im near 21 yrs.. And im wanting to know a way to scare the little dude, incase he tries sumthin...

So far i got this ..

1: I show him my sword.. Tell him this "u try sumthin to my kid sister and ur wake up a girl"


what threats or ways u knwo to scare the dude dating ur little sister?


Why did I have the impress that this "sword" was a euphemism for something else..
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Posted 6/6/07
"Let me tell you right away, the feelings I have for my sister are not completely...brotherly". Then show him your sword
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30 / M / Japan
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dude... you're twenty... It isn't hard to scare a kid that's still in his teens. Believe me, just drill it into his head that you're OLDER than him and he'll pee in his pants.

^ damn it... stupid phallic association...
Posted 6/6/07
^ Funny ^-^

Tell him you're both fans of Micheal Jackson, say you want to spend quality time with him to look over your Michael Jackson CD's.

No offense or whatever.
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edsamac wrote:

^ dude... you're twenty... It isn't hard to scare a kid that's still in his teens. Believe me, just drill it into his head that you're OLDER than him and he'll pee in his pants.


First its swords then its drill... god am I having a hormone attack or this thread is full of sexual innuendos?
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Posted 6/6/07

Shadows wrote:

i currently need advice..

My 16 yr old sis is dating a 18 yr old boy..

Im near 21 yrs.. And im wanting to know a way to scare the little dude, incase he tries sumthin...

So far i got this ..

1: I show him my sword.. Tell him this "u try sumthin to my kid sister and ur wake up a girl"




i hope this isnt a metaphor. although that would prolly scare him off. if he was to wake up and see your "sword"

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It's great that you care about your sister, but, honestly, she's growing up. She's going to be dating guys. There's really not much you can do about it. Just sit down and have a talk with her boyfriend if you're really that worried.
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30 / M / North Carolina
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SHow him your sword!??!? ROFL OMG THAT IS SO PATHETIC DUDE!! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry... I know I might regret this later.. but fucking show him your sword!??!? What the hell??!?!? That is the nerdiest thing to ever do "I'll go Bankai on you man, better look out... TEEN!!" Seriously...
Posted 6/6/07

lokita wrote:

It's great that you care about your sister, but, honestly, she's growing up. She's going to be dating guys. There's really not much you can do about it. Just sit down and have a talk with her boyfriend if you're really that worried.


I agree with lokita. ^-^ It's nice to care about someone, but if you really care about her, let her be with the one she loves....and when he breaks her precious delicate heart, then you can rip out his lungs and eat it, alright?
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Have a gun? Know anyone with a gun? Seems more threatening than being a wake up girl.
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30 / M / North Carolina
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Posted 6/6/07
No, he's being overprotective and being an idiot. "I must protect my family name..."

Remind me of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGxluD9VzwY
Posted 6/6/07
I'm all with the "showing sword" thing.
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lol sword won't work.
try gang mentality. get all the guys that look pretty tough or hot. make them wear the same colors. threaten the guy lol

ofcourse, this won't really work if the guy dating the lil sister is in a gang lol

other than that.. well, we just have to let it go.. if things go bad, then lil sister will learn from it.. if not.. then well.. life is life.. ^__^;
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Posted 6/6/07

happyxix wrote:


edsamac wrote:

^ dude... you're twenty... It isn't hard to scare a kid that's still in his teens. Believe me, just drill it into his head that you're OLDER than him and he'll pee in his pants.


First its swords then its drill... god am I having a hormone attack or this thread is full of sexual innuendos?


God Dammit!

And now, it's a gun... This thread is becoming ridiculous! :lol:

Just a question, is the guy really someone you think isn't right for your sister?
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