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Best way to counter a Pick up Line
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Posted 1/13/08 , edited 1/13/08
Well since there are so many pick up lines out there I thought there should be a good way to counter them as well...

If someone says this to you:
If I can rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together…

You should respond with:
Well If I can rearrange the alphabet, I would put F and U together…

If someone says this to you:
Am I dead because I see an angle in front of me-

You should respond with:
well if you are dead, I must be in Hell…or you must be because your face is hideous…

If someone says this to you:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?-

You should respond with:
It didn’t hurt as much as looking at your face…

If someone says this to you:
does your daddy own a candy store cuz you're the sweetest thing I've ever seen…

You should respond with:
well is your dad a pharmacist because looking at you make me sick…

If someone says this to you:
Hi, my name is Pogo, wanna jump on my stick?...

You should respond with:
sorry but that stick is way to small for me…


Feel free to add more pick up lines and a good counter against them...
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27 / M / North-east england
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Posted 1/13/08
well generally the best way to stop a guy is after they say the pick up line state that your a man XD
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22 / F / Michigan.
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Posted 1/13/08
first post.
genius. hahha.

i'm not that witty.
i'd just be kinda like
".... the fuck."
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23 / M
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this thread should be in games section

named "counter a pickup line"
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27 / F / Your room. ;)
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Posted 1/13/08
Guy: Good news, the test results are negative!

Girl: Good news! Mine were positive! *Walk away*

:D Teehee.
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32 / F / Denver
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Posted 1/13/08
I love corny pickup lines.
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27 / M / Los Angeles, Cali...
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you're supposed to laugh at them. thats all they're there for, making the person laugh.
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27 / M
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Posted 1/13/08
I wish I were your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.


I wish your best friend were the solution manual, because then I can open him up and cheat

Or something like that. We guys never get any pick up lines anyway ._.
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I just start flaming and that's what I call a "counter" You could also stop a little and think of a funny, insulting, and amusing comeback
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26 / F / Corner of No and...
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Posted 1/13/08
It's very simple--after they say the pick up line, shoot them and scream "pwned!"
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20 / F / Canada
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Posted 1/13/08
^ LOL

Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only Ten I See.

Oh, no, I come from ______.
^-^ Not really sure about that reply...
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29 / F / Australia
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Posted 1/13/08
Break the wrist, walk away
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22 / F / Stupid F-hillz
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Posted 1/13/08

Cakeman wrote:

I wish I were your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.


I wish your best friend were the solution manual, because then I can open him up and cheat

Or something like that. We guys never get any pick up lines anyway ._.


thats actually pretty funny lol, but if a guy said it to me i'd end up punching them in the throat
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29 / F / Australia
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vangm wrote:

Guy: I lost my phone #, can i have yours?

Me: No Speak English..


lolz, I've done that!
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30 / M / canada..........ehh
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Posted 1/13/08
hmmmmm, you can fart and burp at the same time which seems kinda hard to control
or you can just yell HELP IM BEING RAPED OVER HERE and jsut act like you went insane for a second
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