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Best way to counter a Pick up Line
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35 / M / Pinsnotch2
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Posted 1/13/08
wow harsh....but nobody uses those pickup lines anymore
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31 / F / san diego
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Posted 1/14/08
Here are some lines that have been used on me, but i would just walk away, so what's a good counter for:

"baby, I'm all yours"

"gimme some sugar"

"my place or yours"

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look girls the best counter pick up line is f*** you
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25 / M / Philippines
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my cousin actually got countered by someone, scene goes like this ^_~ hey wut r u waiting for, a man for u? yes and thats my boyfriend at ur back ^_~ he was like sorry and shit and me and my friends were laughing like shit
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21 / F / あなたの心
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vangm wrote:

Guy: I lost my phone #, can i have yours?

Me: No Speak English..


LOL xD
thts the best
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24 / F / Earth
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Sharuda wrote:

well generally the best way to stop a guy is after they say the pick up line state that your a man XD


hahaha! yea! If things get out of hand say that your a guy!!! hahaha
Posted 1/14/08
you guys are giving me cool ideas....hehehehe...I wonder if I'll try it...
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59 / F / Melbourne
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Here is a good, multi-purpose way to get rid of men with stupid lines. It is old (I used it in the 80s), but I think it would still work. Ignore content of his line, get close to him and ask "Can you f*ck?". he will say "yes" or "sure" or something. Then you say "good, then why don't you f*ck off".

Sorry if someone else has already posted this, i haven't read all of them yet.
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I asked a girl for her number at a bar because of a bet. And she told me that she would if I promised not to call her. lol
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junglemummy wrote:

Here is a good, multi-purpose way to get rid of men with stupid lines. It is old (I used it in the 80s), but I think it would still work. Ignore content of his line, get close to him and ask "Can you f*ck?". he will say "yes" or "sure" or something. Then you say "good, then why don't you f*ck off".

Sorry if someone else has already posted this, i haven't read all of them yet.



lol XD thats sO funny

nice one

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Stare at them in complete silence, as if trying to understand what they had just said. No matter what they say, just stare at them.
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31 / M / auckland
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haha this is funny.. mm ok i know a good one

guy: bond. James bond

girl: away. Go away
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32 / M / Earth
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My Sister like you
response= not interested
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27 / F / Unknown dimension...
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HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours .
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
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an other way to counter any pick up line is one word "f**k off"

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