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Best way to counter a Pick up Line
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Posted 1/21/08 , edited 4/24/08

coreyb49127 wrote:

this one seemed funny



shabeesaysstfu wrote:

this one guy used this line on me
"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart"
and I was like "Here, you can have it back. It's useless to me"
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He's my fiance now. LMFAO. so i guess the line worked [not literally though]




Lmao! that was hilarious!
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Tell them you have AIDS
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I'd probably be like wtf and walk away -__-
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M / Los Angeles
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Posted 1/21/08 , edited 4/24/08
Cal them you (Something) Nigger, Like

Shut up you Yellow Nigger.
Shut up you Half Nigger.
Shut up you Dirty Nigger

Etc
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26 / F / Interweb
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Posted 1/21/08 , edited 4/24/08
a swift kick to the groin is the ultimate counter to anything.
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27 / M / Australia, Melbourne
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Posted 1/22/08 , edited 4/24/08
no counter pick-up lines
but i got a good counter-comeback line
they say something witty =]
you say...
if i wanted "cum" back i'd get it off your face (cum=semen, if u dont get it)
Posted 3/15/08 , edited 4/24/08
Just say, 'Sorry, but you may have herpies. I can't risk it.'
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31 / M / オレンジ 郡 カリフニャ
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Posted 3/15/08 , edited 4/24/08
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

response:

no actually i'm flip, as in ill flipping kick your ass
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31 / M / オレンジ 郡 カリフニャ
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Posted 3/15/08 , edited 4/24/08
heres another one
"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"
how bout i simplyfy for you?
You + your hand - me = go screwyourself.
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70 / M / Limbo
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Posted 3/15/08 , edited 4/24/08
You should uh... set them on fire...
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vangm wrote:

Guy: I lost my phone #, can i have yours?

Me: No Speak English..


A+ for originality ~ serious !! tis is good
Posted 3/15/08 , edited 4/24/08
Who actually uses pickup lines?!?!
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27 / M / Yeah
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Posted 3/15/08 , edited 4/24/08
Alright here's a good counter: The testicle pinch, works everytime, in any situation, against any pickup line.

Offcourse I wouldn't know anything about that, no sir.
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31 / M / Singapore
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Posted 3/15/08 , edited 4/24/08
best pick up line: SUCK MY DICK BITCH!
counter : OK!!!!!!
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30 / F / ....in your eyes....
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Posted 3/15/08 , edited 4/24/08
After hearing a pickup line
I like your approach, now let’s see your departure.
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