First  Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  Next  Last
Best way to counter a Pick up Line
1562 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
M / wanka land, where...
Offline
Posted 3/15/08 , edited 4/24/08
easy...pick up one the health class package...for some reason they allways put stuff on how to counter having se with people....plus it made..abnd probably still makes girl seem like they REALLY don't want sex to the point of getting super arrogant to the smallest things =_= and it makes guys seem like desperate wannabe pimps
118 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
28 / M / Dubai but im sout...
Offline
Posted 3/15/08 , edited 4/24/08
Hey are you an angel blah blah
*PUNCH IN THE FACE*
-walk away-
331 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
Offline
Posted 3/15/08 , edited 4/24/08
Me: I'm married!! (show my wedding ring and walk away)
1365 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
31 / F / philippines
Offline
Posted 6/16/08
He: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
She: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.

He: "Is this seat empty?"
She: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

HE: "What sign were you born under?"
SHE: "No Parking."

He: "I know how to please a woman."
She: "Then please leave me alone."

He: "I want to give myself to you."
She: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

He: "I can tell that you want me."
She: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

He: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
She: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

He: "Your place or mine?"
She: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!

Q: What's your name sexy?
A: Taken!

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

He: Your legs go clear up to your ass.
She: Most peoples' do!

Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

He: "You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."

He: "I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."
Posted 6/16/08
why did a boy taught girls how to counter

lol
Posted 6/16/08
Point to the big, tall, intimidating guy and say sorry hes my boyfriend
or
grab one of your best guy mates arm and call him sweetie
Posted 6/16/08

YojimboMifune wrote:

why did a boy taught girls how to counter

lol


To prevent us from gettin ' the retarded , ugly men .
49717 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
76 / Unreachable Dream...
Offline
Posted 6/16/08 , edited 6/16/08
There is a simpler way of doing things. If anyone asks any of those, you can always answer:

"Are you asking me?" (In a very calm manner without showing any feelings)

If he/she answers yes;

Then continue with any criticism you think of that person asking you and say it as calm as you can to annoy that person.

After you say those criticisms, continue with "Got a problem with it?" and leave as calmly as you can.

^^ I think that works. It's not funny if you just read it, you have to do it.


Mostly, at first, people will say Yes. But as you become more popular in saying that line and when someone talks to you who you don't want to talk with, you can just answer, "Are you asking me?" and they would be afraid to continue and leave you alone.
Posted 6/16/08

starmine92 wrote:

hmmmmm, you can fart and burp at the same time which seems kinda hard to control


Still working on that, the closest I got was .23 seconds apart.

19412 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F / Through the Night...
Offline
Posted 6/16/08
Aw, geesh..
do corny guys still exist? e-e
5463 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
M / Los Angeles
Offline
Posted 6/16/08
Laugh.
Posted 6/16/08
Pretend you're gay
or just walk away,
8000 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
76 / M / california
Offline
Posted 6/16/08
you people are so mean why cant you just say sorry not interesetd or something do you HAVE to make the guy feel like crap
Posted 6/16/08

krnsoldierofGod wrote:

you people are so mean why cant you just say sorry not interesetd or something do you HAVE to make the guy feel like crap


lol
First  Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  Next  Last
You must be logged in to post.