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24 / M / michigian
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I'm crazy!!!
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Me too.
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29 / M / Montreal Canada
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so do i ...
i think...
people always told me im crazy i don't look particulary different than other physicaly...
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M / Hawaii
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me sleventeen43rd @_@
Posted 4/11/11

butterturkey wrote:

I'm crazy!!!


Good for you! Now what's the phone number for the insane asylum? Or better yet, the firing squad? Y'know, just in case. I wouldn't want you to escape and actually hurt stable, innocent people afterall.




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27 / M / in a world where...
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here u go:
HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and
point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down
.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over her or his caffeine addiction, switch to
espresso.

6) whenever the phone rings, shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"

7) Finish all your sentences with "...in accordance with the
prophecy."

8) When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle sounds all day.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard.

17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, I WON!
WON! I WON! Third time this week!!!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
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20 / F / A Park somewhere...
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ppl cal me carzy or just down right wierd but they also say in a gud way!
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21 / F / Leaf village
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i'm crazy enough to bring down a house...but i don't flaunt it...
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Under certain circumstances I can be pretty crazy.
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23 / F / SA
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I'm crazy enough not to say I'm crazy
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24 / Male
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Very crazy???? Ugh.
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19 / F / 13° 00 N, 122° 00 E
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probably
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69 / M / Limbo
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I'm bat-shit crazy! Stay away from me!




Posted 4/11/11
Not at all crazy... I'm a weirdo and a perverted freak, but not crazy...
Posted 4/11/11
Every 30 days, for 3-4 days.... I am a psycho-bitch.

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