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What would you do if you saw an alien?
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Posted 6/6/07 , edited 6/6/07
....cough cough......

Okay, one day when i was out in my backyard. An alien jumped over my fence and spoke german.............I was wondering wat i shouldve done. Well, i did scream cuz i saw the Ringu a while a go. Well i ran to my shed and brought out a hose. I heard the alien laugh ( i noticed it was my friends), well anyway i said Who cares in my mind. I opened the hose at full power hahaha rofl...............
and i locked them out of their houses haha i have spare keys.

so i was wondering wat u would do if u saw an alien out of nowhere...
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I would tell them it is proper custom for him to give me his money , credit card , and virginity as a welcomeing gift. Or I' eat him. I always wondered what alien meat would taste like.
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Posted 6/6/07
i'll call immigration
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since it can speak german i would sit down,drink a beer with it and
have a nice little chat.and maybe if i get it drunk enough it allows me
to make some experiments with it,just like they did with me three years ago!
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Posted 6/6/07
^^^^u want alien currency??

Wow thats creepy doing it with an alien.....
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Posted 6/6/07
Eat them if they taste like chocolate, candies, barbeque, ice cream, vanilla. But if not, smoke them just for the hell of it.
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22 / F / In your computer...
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Posted 6/6/07
kick it
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23 / M / Where ever theres...
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Posted 6/6/07
Hmmm alien virginity, how would you know if they were a virgin?. I would ask them to take me to their planet, not as a slave and asking not to get probed, and see how its like.
Posted 6/6/07
Challenge it to a dance off like they did in robot chicken with the voltron skit,

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Posted 6/6/07
be the first man on earth that can say i nailed the chick with the antenna
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27 / F / Houston, TX
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Posted 6/6/07
except the "chick" is a guy and you are officially homo
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Posted 6/6/07

flippizzle wrote:

except the "chick" is a guy and you are officially homo


lola ask it to take of its pants...or skin...

Posted 6/6/07
Take it's picture and then ask for an autograph.
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27 / M / Vienna
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Posted 6/6/07
Who knows if they have 2 different sex. the might have 1 or 3 or much more...
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what if they don't have genitalias
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