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What would you do if you saw an alien?
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Maybe you mistaken this german alien for Ellen Degenerate after she foregot to shave her chest for a week. I've made that mistake before.
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flippizzle wrote:

what if they don't have genitalias


LoL humans are so sex-obsessed xD i love it!
but how about of technology and cultural exchange?
Let them eat your finger and you eat their fingers or whatever they have that tastes good, you know the usual interstellar diplomacy.
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That depends.
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I just realized Chickens don't have fingers! So where do chicken fingers come from!?
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......no clue ^
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amka wrote:


flippizzle wrote:

what if they don't have genitalias


LoL humans are so sex-obsessed xD i love it!
but how about of technology and cultural exchange?
Let them eat your finger and you eat their fingers or whatever they have that tastes good, you know the usual interstellar diplomacy.


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i would.....do...absolutely........beat it
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i would.....do...absolutely........beat it
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chynkz wrote:

i would.....do...absolutely........beat it


Wtf? That made no sense. Have you been into my pills?
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woah wtf wow beating it to death how come i never thought of that??@??!?!
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I would say, "hi" and ask him/her/it if he/she/it would be so kind as to come into my house and have a cup of tea with me.
Also, a nice chat about how their world is like, and maybe ask them if I could visit their planet sometime, if it wasn't so far away that it would take years to get there.
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Aznzheatz wrote:

woah wtf wow beating it to death how come i never thought of that??@??!?!

Ftw? Don't beat it! Those things have lazer eyes old chap!
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MatsuoYuki wrote:

I would say, "hi" and ask him/her/it if he/she/it would be so kind as to come into my house and have a cup of tea with me.
Also, a nice chat about how their world is like, and maybe ask them if I could visit their planet sometime, if it wasn't so far away that it would take years to get there.


then he turns hostile for boring him to death
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waffle26 wrote:


Aznzheatz wrote:

woah wtf wow beating it to death how come i never thought of that??@??!?!

Ftw? Don't beat it! Those things have lazer eyes old chap!


haha ur cool XD
haha imma jump it and then rip its head like a monkey ^0^
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Hello

Why did u land on earth?

If u came here to kill some humans. Only kill the scum..

If u came here To breed with humans.. It depends. does ur childern eat their parents? if so leave or die. If they look human and arent dangerous ur welcome to stay..

For what ever reason your here. As ur so lucky to meet me ur have to pay to stay on this planet. by pay i mean Tech.. give me tech and a ship. and i'll tell u how to hide ur existence.....


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If alien is Female. Humaniod, Attractive.. And possbily a princess, or maiden from a Clean and nice planet..

"Hmm I can show u around if u want." ::Grins::

Next moment One of her Sentries relises my pendent i wear alot. As well as my features mostly my fangs, and the crest on my right wrist.. then i'd proboly become the alien maiden's groom, or be sold on the space blackmarket....

My ancestors here werent very liked back before out modern days..
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