What would you do if you saw an alien?

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SammiexShikari 5520 cr points Send Message: 20 / F / Germany Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/8/12 Id ask them "you come in peace right?" then I'd take a ton of pictures with them
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sound 27611 cr points Send Message: F / DOMINATING THE WORLD Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/8/12 I would steal its space ship
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youwannaroll 2384 cr points Send Message: 38 / M / Canada Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/8/12, edited 2/8/12 tinfoil hat, and protective underwear. then we can see what they're after. not crazy, i swear twitch twitch
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/8/12 I can only think that these aliens MUST have been joyriding the technology of a superior species, because all evidence points to them being incredibly dumb and sophomoric. They fly hundreds, possibly thousands of light years...then repeatedly crash in deserts and tundra apparently because of freak lightning storms. Then, a few of them get here and manage to hover for a while, and what do they do? Decades of anal probes. You think they would know what the inside of a human colon looks like by now. I suppose it's possible that all the terrestrial visitations have been performed by the alien equivalent of bored, drunk teenagers, but overall I just think they're too incompetent to be taken THAT seriously. We'll call this the Alien Incompetence Theory. Or AINT for short.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/9/12 Rape it.
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toxxin 23386 cr points Send Message: 20 / In my own little... Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/9/12 Run cause the CIA, FBI, DHS, and any other government agency wouldn't be far behind.
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Qoureno 57658 cr points Send Message: 24 / M / in and out \| ...... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/9/12, edited 2/9/12 ''hi! emmm... can I have your autograph?'' the idiot dies an awfully painful death
	Report to Moderator mad at the world that chooses morality over instincts
pabosarang 120029 cr points Send Message: Candy bag Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/9/12 Hi Sexy
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/9/12 i see 1,000s a day and i do fuck all because were aliens to other things
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Darkraivids 4445 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/9/12 Stare, obviously.
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Rina-San 160720 cr points Send Message: F / Dojang Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/9/12 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2061737/Marta-Yegorovnam-keeps-alien-fridge-Russian-woman-stores-corpse-2-years.html LOL! I'm sure if aliens were smart enough to travel millions of lightyears to get to our planet they'd be smart enough not to end up stored in a fridge.
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SecondLife 5020 cr points Send Message: 17 / M / Virtual Realm Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/9/12 shit bricks.
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balja 2957 cr points Send Message: 22 / F / Mongolia Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/9/12 I'll be head over the heels
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youwannaroll 2384 cr points Send Message: 38 / M / Canada Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/9/12 BlaculaKuchuki wrote: I can only think that these aliens MUST have been joyriding the technology of a superior species, because all evidence points to them being incredibly dumb and sophomoric. They fly hundreds, possibly thousands of light years...then repeatedly crash in deserts and tundra apparently because of freak lightning storms. Then, a few of them get here and manage to hover for a while, and what do they do? Decades of anal probes. You think they would know what the inside of a human colon looks like by now. oh c'mon, really. how many UFO reports actually come from reliable sources? 90% of the anal-probe reports are probably just drunken/drug-induced redneck butt-secks... followed by panic when they sober up (somewhat)
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/9/12 wash my face to make sure
	Report to Moderator BOSS! busy a lot with school will reply when i can! gone now be back later

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