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What would you do if you saw an alien?
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Posted 2/8/12
Id ask them "you come in peace right?" then I'd take a ton of pictures with them
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I would steal its space ship
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tinfoil hat, and protective underwear.

then we can see what they're after.

*not crazy, i swear* **twitch twitch**
Posted 2/8/12
I can only think that these aliens MUST have been joyriding the technology of a superior species, because all evidence points to them being incredibly dumb and sophomoric. They fly hundreds, possibly thousands of light years...then repeatedly crash in deserts and tundra apparently because of freak lightning storms. Then, a few of them get here and manage to hover for a while, and what do they do? Decades of anal probes. You think they would know what the inside of a human colon looks like by now.

I suppose it's possible that all the terrestrial visitations have been performed by the alien equivalent of bored, drunk teenagers, but overall I just think they're too incompetent to be taken THAT seriously.

We'll call this the Alien Incompetence Theory. Or AINT for short.
Posted 2/9/12
Rape it.
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Run cause the CIA, FBI, DHS, and any other government agency wouldn't be far behind.
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26 / M / in your head
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''hi! emmm... can I have your autograph?'' *the idiot dies an awfully painful death*
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Candy bag
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Hi Sexy
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i see 1,000s a day and i do fuck all because were aliens to other things
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USA
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Stare, obviously.
Posted 2/9/12
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2061737/Marta-Yegorovnam-keeps-alien-fridge-Russian-woman-stores-corpse-2-years.html

LOL! I'm sure if aliens were smart enough to travel millions of lightyears to get to our planet they'd be smart enough not to end up stored in a fridge.
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18 / M / Cloud Nine
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shit bricks.
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23 / F / Mongolia
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I'll be head over the heels
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40 / M / Canada
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Posted 2/9/12

BlaculaKuchuki wrote:
I can only think that these aliens MUST have been joyriding the technology of a superior species, because all evidence points to them being incredibly dumb and sophomoric. They fly hundreds, possibly thousands of light years...then repeatedly crash in deserts and tundra apparently because of freak lightning storms. Then, a few of them get here and manage to hover for a while, and what do they do? Decades of anal probes. You think they would know what the inside of a human colon looks like by now.


oh c'mon, really. how many UFO reports actually come from reliable sources?

90% of the anal-probe reports are probably just drunken/drug-induced redneck butt-secks... followed by panic when they sober up (somewhat)
Posted 2/9/12
wash my face to make sure
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