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Fight it. I'v always wanted to know how my kung-fu would fare against an otherworldly-adversary.
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They probaly don't speak english. so first thing to do is find a way to communicate. One wrong move and they'll see me as a threat and kill me.
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youwannaroll wrote:
BlaculaKuchuki wrote:
I can only think that these aliens MUST have been joyriding the technology of a superior species, because all evidence points to them being incredibly dumb and sophomoric. They fly hundreds, possibly thousands of light years...then repeatedly crash in deserts and tundra apparently because of freak lightning storms. Then, a few of them get here and manage to hover for a while, and what do they do? Decades of anal probes. You think they would know what the inside of a human colon looks like by now.
oh c'mon, really. how many UFO reports actually come from reliable sources?
90% of the anal-probe reports are probably just drunken/drug-induced redneck butt-secks... followed by panic when they sober up (somewhat)
What do you mean? They all come from reliable sources. Every story I reference has been printed in a real newspaper or magazine, or published on the internet. It's not like I am just getting my information from 2nd hand rumors.
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Befriend it, so I can study its mannerisms and expressions, so that when they take over I can blend in.
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Panic maybe?
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BlaculaKuchuki wrote:
What do you mean? They all come from reliable sources. Every story I reference has been printed in a real newspaper or magazine, or published on the internet. It's not like I am just getting my information from 2nd hand rumors.
i meant the source of the articles. Bubba Jim Redneck, his gallon jug of booze, and some weird spooky lights in the middle of the woods when nobody else was around to verify his story.
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Vivisection and record chop chop people.  |
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i would shake hands with them x )
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Send Message: 32 / M / The Universal Con...
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Those aliens would likely be superior to us in their intelligence. I would never trust something that is far superior to me. I would likely steal their science and technology to improve myself to the point where I can destroy them.
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want some pecan sandies roger?
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Uhhh that really all depends. If it's obviously a prank I'll walk up to it kick it in the nuts then walk away.
If it looks threatening a la World of the Worlds, call the military/government/whatever it takes to destroy that thing. Meanwhile, take a plane out of the country ASAP.
If it looks harmless capture it and observe it/make it entertain me.
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choke it because thats how u say hello to aliens
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i will do th E.T finger touch and then i will plug there brain to mine kinda like the matrix and absorb all there info. and become superior to all humans
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sound wrote:
i will do th E.T finger touch and then i will plug there brain to mine kinda like the matrix and absorb all there info. and become superior to all humans
Good idea.
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-Vega- wrote:
sound wrote:
i will do th E.T finger touch and then i will plug there brain to mine kinda like the matrix and absorb all there info. and become superior to all humans
Good idea.
Hahaha thank u . but i wont let u do it cus then u will be competing for my power,
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