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What would you do if you saw an alien?
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Few things i would do
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Alien: take me to your leader
Me: I am the leader of this humble planet what brings you here
Alien: We are searching for intelligent life
Me: Oh yes this planet is very inteligent, we have this thing called anime that molds the minds of our young people. By the way, don't watch Jersey shore
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Alien: Take me to your lea- *shot*
Me: MY GOD! ITS AN ALIEN
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23 / M / England
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why would a space faring species come to this planet almost on the edge of the galaxy?

Well I wouldn't show any hostile intentions because they would of travelled many light years to get here.
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waffle26 wrote:

I would tell them it is proper custom for him to give me his money , credit card , and virginity as a welcomeing gift. Or I' eat him. I always wondered what alien meat would taste like.


You want to fuck an alien?
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25 / M / Boston
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I would smoke all of my weed with him/her/it.
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22 / M / Toronto, Canada
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I'd become friends with it.
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23 / F / in the land of th...
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Knowing me, I'd take it to a pub and buy it a drink...
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23 / F / Sexual Chocolate
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Depends on what kind of we're talking here. Xenomorph? Asari? Tentacle Monster? Because i'd have a much different reaction to the last last two than I would to the first.
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21 / M / Currently at CHIM...
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I'll shake its hand.
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hmmmmm try to fly like E:T no i would build an underground fortress and wait for impending doom like a crazy person
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17 / M / North Dakota
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If it was a hot female. i would seduce it. and apolagize for the human race. Really, if they are real i can see why they would want to destroy us WE ACCUSE THEM OF SHOVING STUFF IN OUR ANUSES the person that came up with this was an idiot.
if it was a male i would instantly snipe it with my 7mm and eat it with my fancy daves georgia mustard BBQ bet it taste like chickin same with bigfoot
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21 / M / Australia
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flippizzle wrote:

i'll call immigration


Bahaha. Nice
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27 / M / Gotham City
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Posted 9/25/12
Time to live out my fantasies, shave off my hair, and cosplay as Commander Shepard.
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F / Earth
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I'd run. Even if it wasn't here to kill me/take over the world, it would still have alien cooties....I don't want to be Patient 0.
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It's about damn time one of you bastards finally showed up!!!

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