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Funny things you've heard from your friends/teachers say outloud?
Posted 6/12/11 , edited 6/12/11
My social studies teacher in summer school from, like, 2 years ago said all kinds of crazy shit. He knew he could get away with it 'cause he was really hot.

I remember one time he said, "I'm afraid of being alone in a class with a female student because I just know she's gonna try and touch me to make her little high school boyfriend jealous." No one wanted to admit it but we all knew it was true.
Posted 6/12/11
According to my friends when I was on my school trip, our algebra teacher said "Lightout bi*** "And boy did I crack up when I heard that
Posted 6/12/11
My teacher told us his experience with the airport.

He said that he had a pocket knife in his luggage and it made it through all the x-ray check points. None of the security even know about the knife, but one did. This security pointed out there is a knife and the security stupidly open the wrong luggage. The security was confuse that the knife disappeared but it didn't since he checked the wrong luggage.

My teacher said that the airport isn't consistent since he was pull over for a plastic fork, a nail clipper, a sharpener, etc but not the pocketknife. He also pointed out that why the heck are the security taking his plastic fork and later on the airplane they are given real forks. lol.
Posted 6/12/11
We were in science, and we were reading about plant cells, and when one of the guys was reading, instead of organisms, he said orgasms out loud. The whole class, including me, were laughing so hard, even the teacher was laughing. XD
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Posted 6/12/11
My Imtermediate Latin class had so many memories. One joke that came to mind is when the professor was going over the days of the week in Latin, and Friday is "Veneris dies." Later, he mentioned, "Well, I guess that makes Friday venereal, but don't have a venereal Friday."

The best one though had to be when the school's power went out near the end of the day and a student stood up and shouted, "the school finally ran out of money."
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Posted 6/12/11
I had a science teacher who called a student "Master Bader" She would always use master in place of Mr. and there was a guy with the last name bader in our class. Of course that stopped after the uproar that followed her encounter with Mr. Bader.
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Posted 6/15/11
In French class, the girl next to me was trying to say "diet", which is regime.
It's pronounced 'reh-jee-m', but she said 'reh-ji-ma'. rofl... xD
One kid remained clueless and his friend had to explain what the word sounded like.. sigh.
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Posted 6/15/11
playing with glasses see whos glasses is more awesome, and teach ask us wth are we doing, and i said 'glasses makes you clever' i rmb it from a cartoon i watched before =P it just came out of my mouth.
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Posted 6/15/11
One of my teachers told some guy to "Stop licking the earlobe of the guy sitting next to him." Meaning that guy was talking while the teacher was trying to get our attention.

Afterwards the poor guy had to write a certains sentence 3 times. Only 3 times you think right? Well the sentence my teacher gave to him was more then a full page long. (It was our dutch teacher so he could make an incredible sentence) Poor guy...

And one of my friends whispered me after class and told me: "Look behind me, that chick has stiff nipples!" The look on his face and the way he said it were so funny i couldn't keep my laugh in.

Not related, but that was pretty funny. Oh and we also threw a sandwhich with peanut butter all over it on the floor and it stuck to someones shoe and he couldnt get it off... and we emptied a garbage can in a bag of one of our friends who thought he would be safe if he went to the bathroom after insulting some of us! We left his bag on the table, but all sorts of garbage in it and went upstairs to look down on the table. He came back and picked up his back, then suddenly put his bag back on the table, opened it, and let out a huge SIGH.

Ah now that I think about it, that was a pretty funny day, but not very different from other days...
Posted 6/15/11
My lecturer for Physics is awesome.

*guy walks in late and walks passed the interactive whiteboard in the dark casting his shadow on it so nobody can see the work*
Lecturer: *pauses presentation* I'll just wait a sec there's a penis on the board....


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Posted 6/15/11
I think it was 7th grade back in 04 when a few of my teachers took the whole kids in special ed in a classroom to talk about sex. She told us sex is only 5-7 minutes and everyone was like "whhaaa!" lol There was more, but I'm not gonna go there. (btw, no one in special ed in my middle school was mentally retarded or slow, it was just a crappy ass school)

Another time in my last year in high school. I was in math class and there was this boy in the front row. The teacher was apparently distracted by the boy because he had his legs open. He mentioned he couldn't stop looking at where his penis was and it was just awkward. lmao

I had a friend who was like the smart nice girl who gets along with everyone. In our last week of school a few girls where by the hallway window and we where walking down the stairs. My friend took off her sweater before. The girls look our direction and notice how big her boobs where and were like wtf. lol
Posted 6/16/11
LOLZ @ my friend

Byen: Oah its really warm today...I'm burning here....
Me: Man up!
Byen: Man up my ass
Me: PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Did you hear what you just said? Aaaahahahahahaha

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Posted 6/17/11
Once my economics teacher ws tired of the girl sitting next to 1 of d windows cuz she never opens it.so one hot day he called out,"Lana,open the window and let the climate come in"...And after that everyone forgot about the lecture and started laughing lyk craZy xDOnce my economics teacher ws tired of the girl sitting next to 1 of d windows cuz she never opens it.so one hot day he called out,"Lana,open the window and let the climate come in"...And after that everyone forgot about the lecture and started laughing lyk craZy xDOnce my economics teacher ws tired of the girl sitting next to 1 of d windows cuz she never opens it.so one hot day he called out,"Lana,open the window and let the climate come in"...And after that everyone forgot about the lecture and started laughing lyk craZy xD
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Posted 6/17/11
Once my economics teacher ws tired of the girl sitting next to 1 of d windows cuz she never opens it.so one hot day he called out,"Lana,open the window and let the climate come in"...And after that everyone forgot about the lecture and started laughing lyk craZy xDOnce my economics teacher ws tired of the girl sitting next to 1 of d windows cuz she never opens it.so one hot day he called out,"Lana,open the window and let the climate come in"...And after that everyone forgot about the lecture and started laughing lyk craZy xDOnce my economics teacher ws tired of the girl sitting next to 1 of d windows cuz she never opens it.so one hot day he called out,"Lana,open the window and let the climate come in"...And after that everyone forgot about the lecture and started laughing lyk craZy xD
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Posted 6/17/11
You have to hear the whole conversation. We were on a sailboat together for a whole week!

Me: So what was your favorite sailing experience?

Skipper: It has to be when i was sailing in mexico at sixteen years old. It was christmas eve and blah blah blah blah (she described a really romantic scene!!)

Me: All we're missing is a REALLY cute guy!

Skipper: OH THERE WAS THOUGH! he was a really hot guy! Damn he was fine!

My friend: Did you guys have...oh kay never mind!

Skipper: Did we have sex? HELL YEAH!!!!

ME:

It was really funny and awkward considering that she was 60 YEARS OLD.... and she was telling us about her "first time"... AWKWARD...

-ten minute later-

SKipper: OMFG! REALLY HOT GUY ON THE BOAT NEXT TO US! TOPLESS TOOO!!!

we all ran to look outside the porthole.. screaming "WHERE????"

Skipper: JKJK!



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