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Funny things you've heard from your friends/teachers say outloud?
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Posted 6/18/11
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people"- Biology teacher
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Posted 6/19/11
Me: Onions are nice... Until you bite into them
My Sister: Just like people!
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21 / F / Japan 日本
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Posted 6/19/11
this-----> why did the chicken cross the road? because hes a chicken! get it? hahahahahahaha im am laughing soooo hard right now!
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Posted 6/19/11
I heard my art teacher saying that she steals tea bags when no one is in the teacher's room
It's funny because she is short, and has glasses on, it's like an elf stealing christmas presents hehehe
Posted 6/19/11
my friends that is lesbi had this one girlfriend that told her once "U're so lesbian that when your mom givebirth 2 you ....you stuck your tongue out " HEHE
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Posted 6/19/11
kid from school asks the science teacher what a element was (this is 10th grade science class). teacher says don't ask stupid questions. kid says but that poster on the wall says there is no such thing as a stupid question. teacher walks over to the poster and writes on it except for (inserts kid's name). still remember that and that was over 2 years ago
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Posted 6/20/11
*Chemistry teach watching chav boys messing around at school* and says "these people shouldnt be allowed to breed T___T" It was so funny to hear a teacher say that as he is usually really serious!! XD
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Posted 6/20/11 , edited 6/20/11
Also other chemistry teacher says "I use the other teachers mugs in the staff room so I never have to wash it" XDD

And...

"I hate these chubby year 7's" XDDD
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Posted 6/20/11
Oh! Okay. So....

My chemistry teacher who I had this past year (she is AWESOME by the way :D, her sense of humor is kickass) is in a wheelchair due to an accident she once had. She jokes about it though and makes the best of it! X3 Anyway...
One day she and this kid were having a discussion in class and she left to go do something then came back. At one point the kid, who had thought she was still gone, noticed she was behind her desk and was surprised, so he called out to her her: 'hey, why are you sitting down? I couldn't see you, so I thought you were gone!" She said: "Because I can't stand." xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD <3 I love her!
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Posted 6/21/11
At a concert my chorus teacher yelled out, "DOO IITT!!" hahah it was hilarious..
And my homeroom teacher says/sings a lot of things.. He's weird.
Posted 8/2/11
my teacher said "You guys have been the best class i've ever had"

the funny thing is all of us hated her and pranked her like a billion times. This proves that all of her other classes were crap. Either that or she said that to all of her classes.
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Posted 8/13/11 , edited 8/13/11
my teacher said out loud and proud "I take a shower every month"

and ones he said he put his pee on his face because he had a rash and that was helping him, because he had no lotion for it

(he was very serious about that and was not joking)
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Posted 8/13/11
my other teacher said "you are my favorite class" I remember he said that last year too when i was in another class. i guess he says that to every class to become more popular or so, in fact he is always one of the favorite teachers of the school.
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Posted 8/13/11 , edited 8/13/11
one hilarious thing i accidentally said when i talked to my husby.
(I am from germany and sometimes i say some words wrong)

scene: me sitting on the bed, husband sitting at the pc.

I was looking at my bellybutton hole and said: "my butt hole is so deep. you know my mums butt hole is deep too but the butt hole from my dad is...."
my husband first did not noticed what i just said but then he interrupt me "what did you just say???"

then i was thinking what i said and i laughed so much! /////////
I wanted to say "bellybutton hole"

my husby said i was talking nasty stuff >///////<'


Posted 8/13/11
*In Waterstone's book shop messing around*

*By the Kid's books*

Me: Did you know the Hungry Caterpillar has sold more copies than the Bible?
Friend: Woah really?
Me: Yup, pretty cool.
Friend: *spots a stuffed toy of The Hungry Caterpillar* look there he is! The Messiah!
Me: *Rolfing* Yeah...he's more famous than Jesus now...

Lolololol.
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