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Do You Know the Bases?
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25 / M / No body noes
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Posted 4/14/11
Soooo today I came across an interesting question, a question that I did not have an answer to. The question was, "Hey man, what base have you gone to with a girl?" I said, "You mean, like going to a baseball game with her??" Of course, I felt quite stupid after my friend explained to me what "the bases" were. I guess it varies with each person, but, this is how it was introduced to me:

First Base: Kissing/holding hands
Second Base: Making out, touching (guy part and girl part)
Third Base: Extreme touching (including mouth, so pretty much everything but...)
Home Plate: Going ALL THE WAY

So what I want to know is, first off, if you've ever heard of this phrase before. If so, then what base have you been to with a guy or a girl??
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Posted 4/14/11
None. . . >_____>;;
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never had til I read a Naruto fanfic. Naruto x Hanabi,
Posted 4/14/11
Old as fuck. I was taught this in elementary school.
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17 / M / boys locker room
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Posted 4/14/11
This is common human knowledge
Posted 4/14/11
I've been to none of the bases. I was impregnated by a holy spirit, I swear. My son is totally Jesus number two.
Posted 4/14/11
I never knew the third base. but then again, it's pretty pointless to me to know this crap anyway.
Posted 4/14/11
Going up to bat: Attempting
Bullpen: Foreplay
1st base: French kissing
2nd base: Above the waist
3rd base: Below the waist
Home Run: Sex
Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
Foul Ball: Ass sex
Strike out: Not getting it up
Line Drive: One night stand
10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own
Pop fly: Stealing virginity
Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation
Gapper: Easy lay
Bases loaded: Threesome
Third base coach: The person who's filmming
Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)
Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms
Cup: condom
Steroids: Birth control
Error: No Orgasm
Broken Bat: Broken dick
Extra Innings: Four times in a row
Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom
Bat boy: Fluffer
Field: Heartshaped bed
Dugout: Back seat of a car

URBAN DICTIONARY!!!!!
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26 / F / USA
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Posted 4/14/11
I only knew about 1st base... lol
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I don't remember where I learned this from, but I've known about it quite awhile... most likely a combination of television and the internet... although the extended list from Urban Dictionary is quite interesting lol... and I've crossed home plate with a few girls.
Posted 4/14/11
I heard of two of the three bases out of a comedy show... Drawn Together

Posted 4/15/11 , edited 4/15/11
I only managed first base. 'Managed' as in 'tolerated'. I don't see me getting into a relationship and doing all of the bases.


LenoraJade wrote:

I've been to none of the bases. I was impregnated by a holy spirit, I swear. My son is totally Jesus number two.


I love that sense of humor.
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Posted 4/15/11
this was back in the day. i dont think any one uses that anymore this days. but was used alot about 10 yrs ago
Posted 4/15/11
second base, then the relationship ended...
Posted 4/15/11
Ah this is how Americans tell eachother how far they've gone sexually.

Interesting, though its much easier to say "Have you gone all the way yet?" the rest is really none of other people's business. Just assume they're stuck in third base.

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