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Milking the cow
Posted 4/16/11 , edited 4/19/11
Don't worry it's more than just the literal act. Though if that's what you wanted it has that too. A least you're checking out this thread now. Stay tuned if you want to know what this peculiar OP is about.

And don't be so presumptuous, it's not about fapping or helping relieve a huge busted woman from swollen, over lactating breasts. Squeeze, squeeze.

Here goes. First I'll tell you an excursion I had at a farm. We were all lined up and before I knew it it ended up being my turn to milk the cow. It was this huge creature with a massive udder. The farmer demonstrated how we ought a do it and aim it toward the bucket.

I say it looked so intimidating. And the thought of grabbing the teats and jerking them was alien to me (I was prepubescent). Some of my peers just refused to do it. But I tell you what it felt good because it was something of an accomplishment especially being so hesitant just before.

I call that feeling milking the cow. A feeling of heebie jeebies and unfamiliarity followed by success or at least contentment for giving it a go.

Detail to us any incidents were you milked the cow.
Posted 4/16/11

AdamIdris101 wrote:
And don't be so presumptuous, it's not about fapping or helping relieve a huge busted woman from swollen, over lactating breasts. Squeeze, squeeze.


I figured it'd be about this : /
Posted 4/16/11
I never milk a real cow before but it sounds fun
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I don't want to do it.
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This has nothing to do with milking a cow since i've never done it but it is something that has to do with new experiences. My experience with holding Madagascar hissing cockroaches.

You know your parents teach you roaches are nasty filthy creatures your suppose to kill because they are pest and that they are creepy.

So every one in my class refused to carry them when my science teacher brought them in because they were creepy and bigger than the cockroaches you'd find in homes. So me being the first to do it I was really nervous when i came up to the glass container stuck my hand in and pick up one of the little buggers :D. It was actually pretty cool because it hissed. Everyone else who was too afraid to pick them up asked me to come and put it in their hands.

New experiences can be fun when they are strange.
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Posted 4/16/11

AdamIdris101 wrote:

Don't worry it's more than just the literal act. Though if that's what you wanted it has that too. A least you're checking out this thread now. Stay tuned if you want to know what this peculiar OP is about.

And don't be so presumptuous, it's not about fapping or helping relieve a huge busted woman from swollen, over lactating breasts. Squeeze, squeeze.

Here goes. First I'll tell you an excursion I had at a farm. We were all lined up and before I knew it it ended up being my turn to milk the cow. It was this huge creature with a massive udder. The farmer demonstrated how we ought a do it and aim it toward the bucket.

I say it looked so intimidating. And the thought of grabbing the teats and jerking them was alien to me (I was prepubescent). Some of my peers just refused to do it. But I tell you what it felt good because it was something of an accomplishment especially being so hesitant just before.

I call that feeling milking the cow. A feeling of heebie jeebies and unfamiliarity followed by success or at least contentment for giving it a go.

Detail to us any incidents were you milked the cow.


I actually did come here to discuss agricultural things, but I couldn't get past those first 2 paragraphs x)
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Posted 4/16/11
Do like Tom Green; suck on dem teets!
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...So, you want people to write what they experienced that is equivalent to that feeling of "milking the cow"?
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Posted 4/16/11 , edited 4/16/11
I hardly ever encounter a cow in the city, and if I do, then they don't give milk, unless they gave birth just recently and those I don't dare to touch, so can't really speak of experience here ;-)
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I can't say I've milked a cow, but I have milked a goat. That was...interesting.
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I live out in the country, cows are actually considered part of the population. Never milked one since my family doesn't like the thought of "using an animal and killing it just when it was being convenient". I agree, I don't want to tend to chickens and their eggs if I know the result will be them suffering because of me and my family.

I much prefer vegetables, oh and fruit. I much prefer fruits more often then not.


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No, but I milked a goat before at the county fair when I was a kid. The utter things were squishy and warm and it took me a couple tries before any milk came out cause apparently I wasn't doing it the right way or something. Then afterwards they gave us soap made of goats milk.
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i have never milked a real cow before,
Posted 4/16/11 , edited 4/16/11

mystic17 wrote:

...So, you want people to write what they experienced that is equivalent to that feeling of "milking the cow"?


You got it! I guess not much people read the entire post to know what "milking the cow" actually is. It's an experience. treegurl84 is the only other one who got it also.



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I actually did come here to discuss agricultural things, but I couldn't get past those first 2 paragraphs x)
squeeze squeeze


Someones being coy. I didn't expect that from a girl hiding in the boys locker room. You go girl!. Ninja style.
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Never milked a cow before
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