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'Eh, what's this in my mouth?'
Posted 4/23/11

Lauriet wrote:

I hate ham, first of all. Second of all awhile back when I had a stuff-crust pizza from Pizza Hut, I ordered only pepperoni and cheese. Guess what was in the stuff crust? Yeah, the thing is i'm also oblivious. I was half done when I realized there was ham in my stuff crust.

I was not pleased.


Ew.

That last line made me smile a bit though. ^_^ I would be pissed and grossed out.
Posted 7/21/11
Mostly hair. But i've had a fly go up my nose before and stayed up there for a good day?
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Posted 7/21/11
Well i went go karting once and for some unknown reason my mouth was opened, i was probably smiling or yelling lol. All of a sudden this giant bug just flys in, i'm so glad it didnt go down my throat i would have been terrified. I ended up spitting it out but i didnt even look at it because i might start have spasms.
Posted 7/21/11 , edited 7/21/11
I remember there was a small spider in my mouth, which doesn't help considering I have arachnophobia.
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Posted 7/21/11
well i was about to enter my english classroom when i stood outside the door way to remove then pen that was in my mouth. My friend wanted to scare me so she ran down the corridor to touch my back and say boo. Her aim was to creep up on me and scare me but, she forgot that she took of her shoes and was wearing only socks. so innstead of running down the corridor she slid down it and she she still ended up grabbing my shoulders. Unfortunately she was unable to stop, I ended up on top of her wth her finger in my mouth and my pen exploded.
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Posted 7/21/11

LosingOrbit wrote:

I remember there was a small spider in my mouth, which doesn't help considering I have arachnophobia.


Omg! That's awful. I would die!

I accidentally flung a brown recluse on someone else because I thought it was a May Fly and was just swatting it away. Oops! Fucking brown recluses...
Posted 7/21/11
One thing that comes to mind right now is when I drank some soda my mom gave me. I began drinking it when all of it sudden I felt weird tasting chunks in my mouth. I spit it out and saw it her food she eaten before she gave the soda to me. =______= I freaked the f*** out and went to brush my teeth multiple times.

Ugh that was absolutely horrifying!!
Posted 7/21/11
OMG I was so happy I made my noodles. Then when I used my chopsticks and picked up part of the noodles there was a hair ball!! And the egg I put in there was hanging off of it.
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Posted 7/21/11
i got a meal from a curry place and found a piece of metal in it, when i gave it to my mum she said it was a fraction of a microchip you put in a dog. .. . .
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Posted 7/21/11
I once found a strange wad of hair in my food, it did not look like it came from sombodies head, but i rather not think of where it came from.
I actually swallowed a spider before because my friend thought it was a good idea to put a dead spider in my gum and then watch me chew on it. I wouldn't have swallowed it if he hadn't whispered in my ear mid chew saying, "there's a spider in your gum." i was kind of shocked so i swalled accidently. It wasn't 100% dead when it went down though
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Posted 7/21/11
I am eating fried eggs, and suddenly *crunch* yes, an egg shell
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Posted 7/22/11
the occasional piece of fur-like thread from my hanky. dont know how one of those get into my mouth
Posted 7/23/11

MelodieLenora wrote:


LosingOrbit wrote:

I remember there was a small spider in my mouth, which doesn't help considering I have arachnophobia.


Omg! That's awful. I would die!

I accidentally flung a brown recluse on someone else because I thought it was a May Fly and was just swatting it away. Oops! Fucking brown recluses...



Aren't those things poisoness? Hope it didn't bite anyone.
Posted 12/16/11
hair tends to end up in my mouth really often. and most times it's not my hair! alot of times it's my bf's facial hair o.o
Posted 12/16/11
Whenever an unexpected flavour appears in my mouth I just can't keep eating.
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