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'Eh, what's this in my mouth?'
Posted 12/16/11
I'd just stop chewing. Wash my mouth and mentally complain.
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Posted 12/16/11
Y'all Just Mentioned The Unmentionables ew
Posted 12/22/11
it's a penis mate
Posted 12/31/11
Banana.
Posted 2/24/12
A penis?
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Posted 2/24/12
my friend handed me something i automatically thought it was candy so i popped it into my mouth. once i didnt taste anything but plastic is when she looked at me and yelled at me to spit it out...it ended up being a button
Posted 2/24/12 , edited 2/24/12
So HARD not to make a dirty joke out of this.

Leave me alone.

One time, back in an apartment complex I lived in, I was walking over to my friend's place. I was singing and a big fly flew in my mouth. -_- Dunno why, but I shut my mouth afterwards; involuntary reflex, maybe. I heard it buzzing around and opened to let it out before I knew exactly what happened.

Also, my mom used to leave out left over glasses of Pepsi before going into another room. I used to sneak sips because she wouldn't let me get any of my own. Anyway, I drank some once, and it ended up being beer..I think I was 14-16, and I'd never drank before. I don't get why people like that stuff, but to each his own.
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Posted 2/24/12

melancholy-hill wrote:

Anyway, I drank some once, and it ended up being beer..I think I was 14-16, and I'd never drank before. I don't get why people like that stuff, but to each his own.


because it makes you feel wonderful.
Posted 2/24/12

Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:

Anyway, I drank some once, and it ended up being beer..I think I was 14-16, and I'd never drank before. I don't get why people like that stuff, but to each his own.


because it makes you feel wonderful.


It made me feel like shit. To each his own.
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Posted 2/24/12

melancholy-hill wrote:


Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:

Anyway, I drank some once, and it ended up being beer..I think I was 14-16, and I'd never drank before. I don't get why people like that stuff, but to each his own.


because it makes you feel wonderful.


It made me feel like shit. To each his own.


haha really?? from a sip or something or from alot?
Posted 2/24/12 , edited 2/24/12

Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:


Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:

Anyway, I drank some once, and it ended up being beer..I think I was 14-16, and I'd never drank before. I don't get why people like that stuff, but to each his own.


because it makes you feel wonderful.


It made me feel like shit. To each his own.


haha really?? from a sip or something or from alot?


Um, never drank more than a sip? Why? Does it supposedly get better if you drink more? Or does your mouth just go numb, because that would explain a lot?

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Posted 2/24/12 , edited 2/24/12

melancholy-hill wrote:


Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:


Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:

Anyway, I drank some once, and it ended up being beer..I think I was 14-16, and I'd never drank before. I don't get why people like that stuff, but to each his own.


because it makes you feel wonderful.


It made me feel like shit. To each his own.


haha really?? from a sip or something or from alot?


Um, never drank more than a sip? Why? Does it supposedly get better if you drink more? Or does your mouth just go numb, because that would explain a lot?



a sip won't do anything. most people don't drink for the taste lol, but no your mouth doesn't get numb (it affects your nerves and receptors so that explains why your tolerance for pain is higher) , you start to lose the taste the more you drink, so it gets easier. and then you feel the effects: for me i get a confidence steroid boost, i become a lot friendlier (i'm friendly as it is ) , i get relaxed, and everything is a lot funnier than usual. I'm still in control, i don't drink till i pass out, i drink enough where i feel great and am still coherent (in a safe environment of course). Drinking has a bad rep because of the people that abuse it.
Posted 2/24/12 , edited 2/25/12

Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:


Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:


Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:

Anyway, I drank some once, and it ended up being beer..I think I was 14-16, and I'd never drank before. I don't get why people like that stuff, but to each his own.


because it makes you feel wonderful.


It made me feel like shit. To each his own.


haha really?? from a sip or something or from alot?


Um, never drank more than a sip? Why? Does it supposedly get better if you drink more? Or does your mouth just go numb, because that would explain a lot?



a sip won't do anything. most people don't drink for the taste lol, but no your mouth doesn't get numb (it affects your nerves and receptors so that explains why your tolerance for pain is higher) , you start to lose the taste the more you drink, so it gets easier. and then you feel the effects: for me i get a confidence steroid boost, i become a lot friendlier (i'm friendly as it is ) , i get relaxed, and everything is a lot funnier than usual. I'm still in control, i don't drink till i pass out, i drink enough where i feel great and am still coherent (in a safe environment of course). Drinking has a bad rep because of the people that abuse it.


: / Ok, I mean, I got tipsy off of a small amount of some really hard stuff once. And yeah, I get happier, too. But I didn't consider it anything noteworthy, or something I'd go out of my way to repeat? And how am I still in control when I'm laughing uncontrollably?

Don't get me wrong, I fully intend to get hammered on my 21st birthday. I'm just saying, as of yet, I don't see what people find is so great about it if it doesn't taste good.

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Posted 2/25/12 , edited 2/25/12

melancholy-hill wrote:


Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:


Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:


Mangasurf wrote:


melancholy-hill wrote:

Anyway, I drank some once, and it ended up being beer..I think I was 14-16, and I'd never drank before. I don't get why people like that stuff, but to each his own.


because it makes you feel wonderful.


It made me feel like shit. To each his own.


haha really?? from a sip or something or from alot?


Um, never drank more than a sip? Why? Does it supposedly get better if you drink more? Or does your mouth just go numb, because that would explain a lot?



a sip won't do anything. most people don't drink for the taste lol, but no your mouth doesn't get numb (it affects your nerves and receptors so that explains why your tolerance for pain is higher) , you start to lose the taste the more you drink, so it gets easier. and then you feel the effects: for me i get a confidence steroid boost, i become a lot friendlier (i'm friendly as it is ) , i get relaxed, and everything is a lot funnier than usual. I'm still in control, i don't drink till i pass out, i drink enough where i feel great and am still coherent (in a safe environment of course). Drinking has a bad rep because of the people that abuse it.



: / Ok, I mean, I got tipsy off of a small amount of some really hard stuff once. And yeah, I get happier, too. But I didn't consider it anything noteworthy, or something I'd go out of my way to repeat? And how am I still in control when I'm laughing uncontrollably?

Don't get me wrong, I fully intend to get hammered on my 21st birthday. I'm just saying, as of yet, I don't see what people find is so great about it if it doesn't taste good.



mainly because people don't drink because it tastes good. I love hard alcohol because the effect hits me quicker and i don't have down so many calories with beer (thats where the infamous beer belly comes from), and most beer tastes like shit to me, but i still enjoy it minus the taste. people drink because of the effects it has. try playing a beer game one day, like beer pong or a beer card game with your close friends. If straight hard alcohol tastes too much like hand sanitizer that you can't take or beer is just too gross for you...

try a mixed drink (hard alcohol + soda or juice to dilute it and add flavor of course). also there are fruity drinks like smirnoff ice* that are very tasty and don't have a high alcohol content so you can barely taste any alcohol in it at all. It all depends on your preference.

(for me, 6-8 shots of hard a is better than 6-8 beers and 3-4 pee breaks haha)
Posted 2/25/12
i once found a rain fly in my mouth.....without the wings. i was so confused bcuz i wanted to kno how it ended up ther. then once i woke up in the middle of the nite with a ricola in my mouth. go figure. lol
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