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Interesting & funny quotes
Posted 4/23/11
Post some funny & interesting yet kinda true quotes here that you know about.

Example: "Success is just like getting pregnant! Everybody congratulates you but they have no idea you've been f**ked how many times!" LOL
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"OP IS A FAGGOT" -4chan
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"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"There aren't stupid questions, just stupid people"

""Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."-Douglas Adam

"The road to Success is always under construction"



************ I do not know who created these quotes since there was no name next to them, Ih do not take credit for these******************
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XD
I lovee those quotes above
especially the one "The road to Success is always under construction"
Posted 4/23/11
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for oranges. They're much more loyal"
Posted 4/23/11
"Want to try anal?"
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"Mr Right will come along eventually, but right now I'm having fun with Mr Wrong."
Posted 4/23/11
I got this quote from my dad about two days ago, and posted it as my facebook status and it got about eighteen likes, so I might as well share it.

"You cannot face the problem if the problem is your face."

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Here are some other ones:

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"Shin: A device for finding furniture"
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

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this is my fav. quote
"See, the thing about the internet is that you can say anything you want and put it in quotations and stick a name next to it, and it looks legit."

-George Washington
Posted 4/23/11
If life gives you lemons, do the impossible and make chocolate milk.

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Sonovabitch wrote:

"OP IS A FAGGOT" -4chan


If I had a nickel for every time I thought that...
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"If not for coffee The world would see a lot more suicide." - ThePsychoGamer.

"My bacon has failed me!" - ThePsychoGamer (While playing Psychonauts)

"Now your thinking with stupidity." - GLadOS
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Hasta la vista, baby
Posted 4/23/11

KleinerSkollexxx wrote:


Sonovabitch wrote:

"OP IS A FAGGOT" -4chan


If I had a nickel for every time I thought that...


Rich motherfuckers we'd all be.
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"some people see the glass half full. Some see the glass half empty. Me? I just want to know who is drinking my soda."

"If at first you dont succeed, erase all evidence that you tried."

"Everything is legal until you get caught."

"I believe what i believe cause that what I believe that I believe that I think you should know thats what i believe." - President Bush Jr.

"I dont diet since anything that has the word "die" in it cant be good."- My Mom

"If you die...i'll kill you."- My best female friend
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