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Interesting & funny quotes
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"Don't think, drink"
Posted 4/24/11
"It's better to cheat than to repeat."

"In exams, we look up for inspiration, down in desparation, left and right for information."

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Posted 5/4/11
"Tears makes the best lubrication."
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Posted 5/4/11

Luxalion wrote:

I got this quote from my dad about two days ago, and posted it as my facebook status and it got about eighteen likes, so I might as well share it.

"You cannot face the problem if the problem is your face."

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Here are some other ones:

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"Shin: A device for finding furniture"
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

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lol! your dads quote is very funny!
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Lauriet wrote:

"When life gives you lemons, trade them for oranges. They're much more loyal"


I laughed! :D

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Posted 5/4/11
"Love is like a booger. You keep picking it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it."


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"You're in my way!"
*sexy pose*
"But I'm a beautiful obstruction!"

-Me, actually. Guess which role I was? ....and the other was my bro.
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"Not intended to be a factual statement."
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Posted 6/1/11
"being happy doesn't means everything is perfect,,,, it means that you decided to look beyound the imperfections.."
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Random Quotes from The Inbetweeners

Will: You can lead a horse to water but you can't stop it from sticking a lego up it's bum.
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Neil: He rubbed my legs
Jay: That's what you get for leading on Peados you slut!
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Jays Dad: I know what you're up to, you think cos shes sooo massive, she'll count as 2 shags, well she doesnt!
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Jay: When she sees you like this she'll be frothing at the gash.
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Jay: Yeah, just tell her how you feel, worst that could happen you get stinky fingers!





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Posted 6/1/11
"If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people just like you."
Posted 6/1/11
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"You got only one life, might as well do whatever the fuck you want."
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20 / F / Rainbowland
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Posted 6/2/11
"Boredom Does not kill, It just that you are Lonely"
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Posted 6/2/11 , edited 6/2/11
fight water with water
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