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Posted 6/2/11
"See you in Hell."
What made it so funny is that my Catholic English teacher said that to me.

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Posted 6/6/11
what is knowledge if your face is damaged LOL :w00t
i don't speak FRENCH but, i sure do know how to kiss that way! ;):
Posted 7/1/11
"If we can't remember anything from last night, it obviously means we had a great fucking time."

Phil @ Dr Faggot in The Hangover.

"You don't want to suck dick at sucking pussy!"

Seth @ Evan in Superbad.

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Posted 7/1/11 , edited 7/1/11
"One night as I was laying in my bed, gazing at the stars, I pondered, 'Where da fuk is my roof.'"

A few from the movie Chitty chitty bang bang:
Child catcher: There are children here somewhere. I can smell them.
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Caractacus Pott: Do you think Coggins might do a deal, so much a week?
Grandpa: Coggins? That lives down the road? Sure. He wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire


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Karen: But if you're from Africa, why're you white?
Gretchen: Omigosh Karen! You can't just ask people why they're white!
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Posted 7/1/11
"I'm not a alcoholic I just reallllllllllllllly like the taste of cider"-me after a few to many
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Posted 7/1/11
"I don't have chu because your fat, your fat because i hate you"
-mean girls
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Posted 7/2/11 , edited 7/2/11
"If others can do it, don't help"

"If you can't beat them, join them"

"An apple a day... is too expensive"

lol
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Posted 7/26/11
Psychologist are normal people with a degree -- me

I just blew your mind didn't I?
Posted 7/26/11 , edited 7/26/11
"It's all about Trial and error....well mostly error"
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Posted 7/26/11
"Christmas always sucked for me. I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything." -Charlie Viracola sux 4 him



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Posted 7/26/11
"When God gives you lemon, you look for a new God" - source: Unknown
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Posted 7/26/11
shut up
Posted 7/26/11
There are two rules in life. Rule one: Don't tell anyone everything you know.
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Posted 7/29/11 , edited 7/29/11
Doctor: "Well your test results just came back"
Patient: "So how did I do"
Doctor: "You just tested positive"
Patient: "So that's good right clean bill of health"
Doctor: *laughs* "No that's bad far from a clean bill of health"
Patient:
Doctor: .... .... .
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