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Posted 7/29/11
R.I.P my old Taekwondo teacher once said:

Kid: "Just thinking outside the box"
Her: "What box were you in to begin with?"

Legend.
Posted 7/29/11
"BEING NORMAL IS NO FUN!" By Me >:D

"YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE!"

"First come, first serve!"

"Friendship is like peeing your pants! Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings!"

"There are no stupid questions, Just stupid people"

Yeahh that's all I could think of

LOL Ahh yeah~ =3= See ya~ Don't wanna be ya! xD
Posted 7/29/11
"Wanna play the rape game?"

"What? No!"

"That's the spirit!"
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Posted 7/29/11
Portal 2 FTW!
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I going to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
Posted 7/30/11

CupofjoeGaming wrote:

Portal 2 FTW!
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I going to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"


LOL I like this. >:D
Posted 7/30/11
My fucking sanity got raped by a cow.
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Posted 7/30/11
"Xerxes--the orginal emo kid."

The rest are stupid shit that makes me more awesome than you losers.


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Posted 7/30/11
Father Maxi: Well, maybe we could change the law to say that it's okay for a priest to have sex...with women.

Congregation of Cardinals: Ahhh! Rabble rabble rabble rabble!

Gilgamek Cardinal: The Gilgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth. Do you really expect us to have sex with them?

Father Maxi: oh, okay, maybe we should forget about the Gelgameks for right now.

Gilgamek Cardinal: Forget about the Gelgameks?!

Gilgamek Cardinals: Ahhh! Rabble rabble rabble rabble!

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Posted 7/30/11




I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur.
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