Strangest present you've ever been given?

My eldest brother as a graduation gift gave me a bag of marble saying "When you go off to highschool be sure to always keep track of your

marbles, never lose 'em"

....After 2 days my other brother stole 5 of mine & I stole 5 of his and a week later I lost all of them.

Gift that tops that gift.

My Uncle is a handy man. One day as he was installing a ceiling fan in my room he walks up to me & shoves (literally shoves) a BROWN

PLASTIC BEADED Jesus CROSS into my hands. I say, "what's this?" He reply's, "Don't play dumb you know what it is!" He then walks away

and I yell after him,"Where did you get this?" He answers in a calm uninterested voice" I found it on the street."

If the fact that he just gave me this dirty necklace & I'm not religious but then he ends the conversation with an oh so familiar, "Do say I

never gave you nothin' "

Ooooh I wanted to kill him, "repent" and then kill him again with a teddy.

SatinChic 1678 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/8/11 A scarf with dog head on each end. I think it was supposed to be cute.
	Report to Moderator Sparkle nails. Can't touch this.
tink2 1013 cr points Send Message: 19 / F / In chur head Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 My eldest brother as a graduation gift gave me a bag of marble saying "When you go off to highschool be sure to always keep track of your marbles, never lose 'em" ....After 2 days my other brother stole 5 of mine & I stole 5 of his and a week later I lost all of them. Gift that tops that gift. My Uncle is a handy man. One day as he was installing a ceiling fan in my room he walks up to me & shoves (literally shoves) a BROWN PLASTIC BEADED Jesus CROSS into my hands. I say, "what's this?" He reply's, "Don't play dumb you know what it is!" He then walks away and I yell after him,"Where did you get this?" He answers in a calm uninterested voice" I found it on the street." If the fact that he just gave me this dirty necklace & I'm not religious but then he ends the conversation with an oh so familiar, "Do say I never gave you nothin' " Ooooh I wanted to kill him, "repent" and then kill him again with a teddy.
	Report to Moderator How many fuckin' Friday the 13ths are we gonna have?!
kero_and_suppi 33401 cr points Send Message: 17 / F / Cowboy Land Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 A scarf with sheep/skulls/ladybugs not sure what the shape was
	Report to Moderator Eddie Redmayne <3 aka Marius in Les Mis
Bleach313 2305 cr points Send Message: 17 / M / United States Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 This isn't weird but unusual. My friend gave me a pair of his old jeans for my birthday. He wears small sized jeans which let's just say I couldn't put on ever. So to make him happy I struggled and wobbled to put them on in front of my 6 friends at my birthday party for a good laugh and to make him feel better It was funny that once I put them on I couldn't move my legs an inch lol.
	Report to Moderator Ordering My New Parts For A New Computer 2morrow. HYPED!
Seige26 56 cr points Send Message: 26 / F Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 My older sister gave me a black snuggie covered in skulls, I don't know what possessed her to buy such a thing.
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NoBreyner 50205 cr points Send Message: 37 / M / Where the heart is Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12, edited 8/18/12 One christmas almost ten years ago my older brother got a DVD player, my little brother got a PS2 and I got a jump start box (for work); thanks alot.
	Report to Moderator I gots internet, YAY!
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uyretsgnay 68464 cr points Send Message: 20 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 my mom gave me bike tires once
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darkshinigamiichigo 490 cr points Send Message: 24 / M / Williamston, Nort... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 land shark
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powcat 179 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 Money.
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skipabeat23 13483 cr points Send Message: MY COSYCOSY ROOM ❤ Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 I got a barbie doll head o_o and dairy with a crappy lock that anyone can break D: but I didn't really use them =-=
	Report to Moderator wish I could be, part of your woooooooooooorld! (disney song :3)
c4nnibalism 3837 cr points Send Message: F / потерян Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 Condoms.
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Agate86 21272 cr points Send Message: 27 / M / New York City Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 A set of furry handcuffs from my cousin..
	Report to Moderator Gintama + Hunter x Hunter + Sword Art Online = Good times :D
Larliet 2395 cr points Send Message: 19 / F / NYC Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 A lesh and collar with rhinestones.
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CanesGalactica 2385 cr points Send Message: F / Sasebo, Nagasaki-shi Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 Uhm, I received a tiny waterproof vibrating octopus from my best friend a couple of years ago. I'm pretty sure it was some weird Japanese sex toy. He told me he saw it on Amazon and it just 'reminded him of me' or something. Not sure if I should find that hilarious or be alarmed.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/18/12 Pornography from my father. A birthday cake made to look like a pair of tits from my mother.
	Report to Moderator People like me should be herded in to ditches and shot.

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