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Krystal

The Southern U.S. counterpart to what is called White Castle in the Midwest and other regions like New Jersey. Like White Castle restaurants Krystal burger shacks are open 24 hours and the burgers (also called "slyders" because of their extreme greasiness) are cheap. You can get them in a bag of 10. They are square and have holes and are sometimes nicknamed "belly bombs" just like they are in the Northern U.S.

I was with some friends in Mike's Volvo and we were cruising around Orlando, Florida listening to some heavy metal music one night. Mike had on a Triumph tape in the player, later we had on some Van Halen. We stopped at a Krystal burger joint and got some root beers and a bag of 10 slyders. Me and Freddy ate most of them in the back seat of the car, the grease was just dripping from the little slyders. After about 40 minutes or so me and Freddy asked Mike to pull over and stop. Me and Freddy got out of the car and went to the edge of a ditch. It was Barf City for us. It was all too much.


The other posts seemed more personalized for a friend named Krystal or "an amazing girl they tend to date zacks and enjoy a wide variety of sports and activities..usually sex-addicts strong minded and very argumentive."

Definitely not true.
Posted 5/13/12
Penis:

1. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

2. The reason I haven't killed myself.

3.A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.
1st: penis
2nd: Penis
3rd: PEnis
4th: PENis
1st: i cant do it
2nd: PENIs
3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble
4th: PENIS
2nd: PENIS!
4th: screw it.
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D01BCDN3 wrote:

Penis:

1. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

2. The reason I haven't killed myself.

3.A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.
1st: penis
2nd: Penis
3rd: PEnis
4th: PENis
1st: i cant do it
2nd: PENIs
3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble
4th: PENIS
2nd: PENIS!
4th: screw it.





nice name
Posted 5/13/12

TheRealEscargotpudding wrote:


D01BCDN3 wrote:

Penis:

1. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

2. The reason I haven't killed myself.

3.A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.
1st: penis
2nd: Penis
3rd: PEnis
4th: PENis
1st: i cant do it
2nd: PENIs
3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble
4th: PENIS
2nd: PENIS!
4th: screw it.





nice name


Thank you. I was named after the great daddy of men.
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Lorraine

The most magnificent girl you could ever meet. Words cannot describe her stunning beauty. She's hilarious and tells you like it is. Probably gives amazing hugs. Has great taste in music and movies. Loves coffee. She likes to win and never loses and she's always right too. A total ninja. And the best person in the world, hands down.

Guy #1: What do you call a girl that's so amazing it just blows your mind?!

Guy #2: I believe people call that a Lorraine.

I can live with this.
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Uh oh... Here I go I kid you not this was copied directly from Urban Dictionary....

Kevin A male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

I guess that's not so bad!
Posted 5/13/12

vetfox wrote:

Uh oh... Here I go I kid you not this was copied directly from Urban Dictionary....

Kevin A male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

I guess that's not so bad!


I'd say you're lucky.
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Brian

The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.
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.... my name is whacked:

He comes off as quiet at first, but once you break the ice and attempt to get to know him, he's very hilarious in every regard. He opens up and ujses his comedic funniness to promote happiness in a world of chaos. Often a very creative, imaginative, and deep thinker, he's also passionately loyal. He's most likely an Aries, and enjoys poetry. He's one of those guys that makes every girl question her sanity once he opens the door for them.

A name normaly given to the most caring, warm people in the world, these people will make you feel beautiful and always keep you smiling. Sexy 'almost mighty fine' beasts.
Its near imposible to not fall in love with a Brent.

naturally charming and sexy! can find his way out of any situation and never lets a homeslice down. Truly cares for the ones around him. =]

Ref: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brent
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Andres

1st
The best and FUNNIEST person ever! He should be a comedian. Also he is also the coolest person at SPMS and not even remotely fat. Girls Want to f--- him and Guys want to be him, who wouldn't?

Yeah um xD

2nd
All Andres are unbelievably sexy, smart, funny, and charming. They are the topic of many fantasies, often accused of being man-whores. Always have a long line of girls after them, even some men too – an Andres is that sexy. Often seen around fellow good-looking men, such as Enrique, Raphael, and Jack.

EX:

Girl: SHIT THAT GUY IS SO HOT, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Guy: MAN, THAT GUY IS SO COOL, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Girl 1: SHIT THIS GUY JUST CHARMED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, HE'S SO SEXY AND AWESOME I WANT HIS C---

Girl 2: HE MUST BE AN ANDRES.

Just plain awkward cause some of this is true x3
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Richard

Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart.
Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him.
Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering.
Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice.
Realizes logic does not bring happiness.
Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her.
A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!

Suprisingly.... that's sound like me o.O

I also like the Wiki meaning.

The first or given name Richard derives from German, French, and English "ric" (ruler, leader, king) and "hard" (strong, brave, court), therefore it means "powerful leader" as well as "King's Court".[1] The name Richard is most often used as a boy name or male name.
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TAYLOR

A beautiful girl that can always be counted on no matter what... She loves guys but just cant seem to find the right one. She can be the girliest girl you've ever met or you could chill with her and think she is one of the guys. She is searching for her special someone but having fun along the way.. If you have met any Taylors dont let them go!!
Person 1: " Wow i wish i had a friend like her"

Person 2: "I know, isnt she such a Taylor?! :)"
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Jamal
It's either 1)a popular name among African Americans,funny enough I am African American.
Or 2)An Arabic name for beautiful or handsome.
Posted 5/13/12
Summer: The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is a little crazy, but that just makes you love her even more. She knows how to have a good time, and will bring any guy to his knees without even trying. She may seem shy at first, but if she likes you then she will open up to you. If you manage to land one, hold tight to her. Let her know that you will be there for her. Once you lose her, she will be gone forever. She has my heart until death takes us from each other.
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