JORDAN

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A Jordan.

Haha, I remember looking this up before, I'm ok with it

Audrey

Audreys are always stunningly gorgeous. She can be bossy at times but that can be a good thing. She always knows what to say and will stand up for her friends. She's hardcore and is usually the one to start a statement. Her friends are girls AND boys and she treats them all equally. She can usually find herself falling back in love with the same person she once fell in love with. She just wants to find the right guy. When it comes to music her taste is off the charts! And her clothes are always gonna make you turn your head and look with awe. Shes thin but her butt and thighs are to die for. Every girl wishes she was an Audrey.

Guy1: Woah I think I'm in love.
Guy2: Seriously? With who?
Guy1: Audrey, I couldn't stop staring at her!
Guy2: Hey there calm down!
Guy1: Do you think she'd ever fall for me?
Guy2: I think she'd fall for you twice.
Audrey: Hi guys.
Guy1: I love you Audrey!
Audrey: I-I love you too.


Wow... that's all so... true.

First one ;;
to be the most amazing thing anyone has ever seen.
"you are so cassandra, I love you" This is shit is lame.

Second one ;;
The prophetess Cassandra (kuh-san-drah), also known as Alexandra, was a Trojan princess. The daughter of King Priam and Queen Hecuba of Troy, she was also reknowned as the second most beautiful woman in the world at the time, Helen being the foremost. She made many correct prophecies, such as the downfall of Troy because of Paris' abduction of Helen, but she was never believed and her visions were disregarded and ignored.
"Where are you going? You will bring conflagration back with you. How great the flames are that you are seeking over these waters, you do not know." (Cassandra to Paris. Ovid, Heroides 16,120)
There are two versions to how she recieved her prophetic powers. In the first, she was given the gift of prophecy by Apollo after agreeing to lie with him. She then later rejected his lustful advances so he added a curse, making it so her prophecies would never be believed. The second version states that as small children, Cassandra and her twin brother Helenus fell asleep in the temple of Apollo after a feast in honor of their birthdays. When Hecuba came looking for them, she found temple serpents (considered sacred to Apollo and symbols of prophecy and wisdom) on them that were biting their 'organs of sense', meaning the brain. Helenus was later mentioned to possess the same gift of prophecy as Cassandra, even backing her prophecies with his own, but he..(more)
You look at the rest. I die, I already knew this from being told it.

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The other posts seemed more personalized for a friend named Krystal or "an amazing girl they tend to date zacks and enjoy a wide variety of sports and activities..usually sex-addicts strong minded and very argumentive."

Definitely not true.

Penis:

1. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
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The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

2. The reason I haven't killed myself.

3.A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.
1st: penis
2nd: Penis
3rd: PEnis
4th: PENis
1st: i cant do it
2nd: PENIs
3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble
4th: PENIS
2nd: PENIS!
4th: screw it.

nice name

Thank you. I was named after the great daddy of men.

Lorraine

The most magnificent girl you could ever meet. Words cannot describe her stunning beauty. She's hilarious and tells you like it is. Probably gives amazing hugs. Has great taste in music and movies. Loves coffee. She likes to win and never loses and she's always right too. A total ninja. And the best person in the world, hands down.

Guy #1: What do you call a girl that's so amazing it just blows your mind?!

Guy #2: I believe people call that a Lorraine.

I can live with this.

Uh oh... Here I go I kid you not this was copied directly from Urban Dictionary....

Kevin A male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

I guess that's not so bad!

I'd say you're lucky.

Brian

The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.

.... my name is whacked:

He comes off as quiet at first, but once you break the ice and attempt to get to know him, he's very hilarious in every regard. He opens up and ujses his comedic funniness to promote happiness in a world of chaos. Often a very creative, imaginative, and deep thinker, he's also passionately loyal. He's most likely an Aries, and enjoys poetry. He's one of those guys that makes every girl question her sanity once he opens the door for them.

A name normaly given to the most caring, warm people in the world, these people will make you feel beautiful and always keep you smiling. Sexy 'almost mighty fine' beasts.
Its near imposible to not fall in love with a Brent.

naturally charming and sexy! can find his way out of any situation and never lets a homeslice down. Truly cares for the ones around him. =]

Ref: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brent

Andres

1st
The best and FUNNIEST person ever! He should be a comedian. Also he is also the coolest person at SPMS and not even remotely fat. Girls Want to f--- him and Guys want to be him, who wouldn't?

Yeah um xD

2nd
All Andres are unbelievably sexy, smart, funny, and charming. They are the topic of many fantasies, often accused of being man-whores. Always have a long line of girls after them, even some men too – an Andres is that sexy. Often seen around fellow good-looking men, such as Enrique, Raphael, and Jack.

EX:

Girl: SHIT THAT GUY IS SO HOT, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Guy: MAN, THAT GUY IS SO COOL, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Girl 1: SHIT THIS GUY JUST CHARMED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, HE'S SO SEXY AND AWESOME I WANT HIS C---

Girl 2: HE MUST BE AN ANDRES.

Just plain awkward cause some of this is true x3

Richard

Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart.
Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him.
Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering.
Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice.
Realizes logic does not bring happiness.
Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her.
A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!

Suprisingly.... that's sound like me o.O

I also like the Wiki meaning.

The first or given name Richard derives from German, French, and English "ric" (ruler, leader, king) and "hard" (strong, brave, court), therefore it means "powerful leader" as well as "King's Court".[1] The name Richard is most often used as a boy name or male name.