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Fartein

Mr. Know-it-all, this guy has virtually limitless information of important and trivial shit alike. Whenever two Farteins meet they are locked in an epic battle to the death that will shake the very foundations of the universe; there can only be one (this is one of the reasons there are so few Farteins left). Fartein is regarded to be a very cool and chill guy by most people, except for haters, because haters gonna hate.

It is rumored that Fartein is an ancient norse name given only to the brave few who dared travel the world in search of knowledge.

p.s. It has nothing to do with farts... I swear!

Oh shit! Is that Fartein AND Fartein talking to eachother over there!? We better get the fuck out of here!
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Thomas

The best boyfriend anyone could ask for. Many people fall in love with him on a daily bases, not many can resist his charm and humor. Someone who has a great personality. Not to mention he is an absolute god in bed. Thomas is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, you can talk to him about anything under the sun. He is every girl's knight in shinning armor.


I guess that's true
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James: Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"


Very accurate. <3
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matt
Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend, play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Matt does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek.

loled so hard when i read this
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Kimberly
A sweet compassionate girl that finds the beauty in everything.
She is always willing to give a helping hand.
Everyone loves her as soon as they meet her.
Tends to be very sexy and confident.
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Ariella : Super hot skater chick with an ef you attitude. Independent, colorful and proud to be funsized and athletic. The type of girl who wont accept the fact that shes drop dead gorgeous when really SHE IS.
Boy 1:Heard you asked out Ariella?
Boy 2:Yeah, and dude she totally drooled over me!
Boy 1:Really now, because I also heard that you were crying when you walked away.
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Gerardo
Comes from an old Germanic word, "gerd" or spear. Means master of the spear.
Although it may appear physically impossible, Gerardo, a true master of the spear, will spear your face off so don't mess with him.


the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. you'll never meet someone nicer than him. he's fun and honest. no one out there like him.


an awsome beaner mexican that does all kinds of shit.

God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best womenizer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine.

the dopest, flyest, OG Pimp hustler gangsta player hardcore motherfucker living JEW HATER today (no fat chicks)
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I tried it with my 'nick name"...too dam embarrassing to even put on here..

made me sound like a porn star..
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29 / M / Florida
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Zamir

In myth lore it is an all knowing wisdom tree that lives next to gnomes houses. It eats field mice and remains hidden until the owner of the house realizes it is a Zamir. When this happens the Zamir reveals his knowledge to the gnome.
In times of war the Zamir can uproot itself and travel away from danger.
Man, I wish I had a Zamir living next to my house that way I could know everything.
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Sounds awesome!
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Kayla: A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always loveable.

I think my favorite thing is their proper use of a semicolon.
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Jacqueline
An awesome person, good all around. They are very good at giving advice and are always there. Jacquelines are trustworthy and kind, being great friend material.
OMG, my friend is SUCH a Jacqueline! She's so kind!
Sounds a bit like me? XD
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18 / F / Konoha
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Abigail:
The girl who is always searching for herself. The girl who feels beautiful when spreading joy to others, but has difficulty doing so. The girl who may often fear losing her sanity, because she so often comes close to it, but you never know it because she settles quietly to the side of the room. The girl who tends to keep to herself, but if you give her reason to trust her and time to open up, and you treat with respect, then you're in for an amazing experience with a beautiful person. The girl that intimidates you, in some way or another, because of her silent power, so everyone leaves her to be alone. She is highly intuitive and creative, with a vast imagination. She is strong, intelligent, and knows what is beautiful in life.
Wow, almost perfect... My imagintation hates me though, that's why I come close to losing my sanity so often apparently.
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"Anthony: An amazing person who is equally attractive. He is the best friend you will ever meet. He also likes donuts."

Oh, stop it, you! lol
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15 / M / CA
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Bryan is one who has perfected many traits most struggle to even wrap their minds around.

This individual will posses a tenacious level of attention to detail. The kind of guy to walk into a room and notice even the smallest of details. These individuals will also posses an uncanny ability to understand the mechanical workings of an almost limitless array of objects, devices, ideas and theories.

Bryans are also known for their baffling ability to see good in people. Often viewed to be too forgiving they are vulnerable to being walked on. However if you invoke the wrath of a Bryan, it will not be a matter easily forgotten. Upon the release of anger that only a Bryan can bear inside you will swear the ground is shaking, the earth is going to rip open and swallow you in a fiery river of molten lava and just before you burn to death, he will dump you into the salty Red Sea to slowly drown in your guilt and regret. But up till that line is crossed and the anger spills forth Bryans will be the most loving, understanding and forgiving people you will ever meet.

Co-worker: This computer is broken. It wont do anything. I have tried everything.

Bryan: *reaches forth touching the CPU*

-after a brief moment -

Co-worker: Holy crap, this thing is running faster then a supercomputer!

Bryan: *grins*
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20 / M / Outside of LA
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Daniel
One with the most beautiful eyes in the world. They will capture you, emerse you, and hold you until you find yourself completely lost. A Daniel is sweet, caring, loving, and eveything you could ever want in the world. A Daniel is loyal, a safe haven, and true. He will never break your heart unless you break his. He's completely perfect, but won't admit to it. He may get angry, but when he's angry or completely content his eyes will turn to the most beuitful shade of gold. One look and you'll be his fovever.

I'm actually not surprised by this, people tell me this a lot, yet, I'm single? Lolololol.
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