"Anthony: An amazing person who is equally attractive. He is the best friend you will ever meet. He also likes donuts."

Oh, stop it, you! lol

Bryan is one who has perfected many traits most struggle to even wrap their minds around.

This individual will posses a tenacious level of attention to detail. The kind of guy to walk into a room and notice even the smallest of details. These individuals will also posses an uncanny ability to understand the mechanical workings of an almost limitless array of objects, devices, ideas and theories.

Bryans are also known for their baffling ability to see good in people. Often viewed to be too forgiving they are vulnerable to being walked on. However if you invoke the wrath of a Bryan, it will not be a matter easily forgotten. Upon the release of anger that only a Bryan can bear inside you will swear the ground is shaking, the earth is going to rip open and swallow you in a fiery river of molten lava and just before you burn to death, he will dump you into the salty Red Sea to slowly drown in your guilt and regret. But up till that line is crossed and the anger spills forth Bryans will be the most loving, understanding and forgiving people you will ever meet.

Co-worker: This computer is broken. It wont do anything. I have tried everything.

Bryan: *reaches forth touching the CPU*

-after a brief moment -

Co-worker: Holy crap, this thing is running faster then a supercomputer!

Bryan: *grins*

Daniel
One with the most beautiful eyes in the world. They will capture you, emerse you, and hold you until you find yourself completely lost. A Daniel is sweet, caring, loving, and eveything you could ever want in the world. A Daniel is loyal, a safe haven, and true. He will never break your heart unless you break his. He's completely perfect, but won't admit to it. He may get angry, but when he's angry or completely content his eyes will turn to the most beuitful shade of gold. One look and you'll be his fovever.

I'm actually not surprised by this, people tell me this a lot, yet, I'm single? Lolololol.

Malia:

the most timelessly beautiful woman you'll ever meet. Malia's are energetic, positive, thoughtful, sexy, caring, and loving people. They make excellent partners too. Sensitive and passionate. Make very loyal friends. Very opinionated and stubborn but is the nicest person you will ever meet. typically blonde haired, amazing eyes, colorful and unique. Almost too pretty to describe. Very good taste in music, in some cases a very talented guitarist. Best legs you'll see. Toned and tight. If you've found a malia, word of advice: don't let her go, you'll never find any other girl as amazing ever again!

or

someone who is very pretty, has lots of friends, fierce, takes good pictures, good kisser, friendly, nice, loves life.

I just took the first one off the site

But booooyyyy does this make me sound pretty obnoxious

1. Daniel 9585 up, 2498 down
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

pft i'm not that obnoxious...or great for that matter lol

I have two first names so what do you know they're both included in the dictionary apparently my name's common

the first definition
Joy

Literally means Joy!
Joy is an incredible woman of character, strength and beauty!
She is compassionate and loving, always giving of herself to others. She enjoys deep conversation and has strong spirituality. Genuine, honest and fiercely loyal, Joy is one of the best people to have as a friend!
Joy is awesome! Everyone who knows her LOVES her!

Thanks for taking interest in me and being so faithful in helping me!
Oh, thats so Joy!

Camille


The most amazing girl you could meet or be with. You will not be able to stop yourself from falling deep in love with her.

My girl is so amazing she has got to be a Camille.


Because of that, I now love the creator of urbandictionary even if half of the meaning of names here are almost the same except for word choice.!

1. adam

The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.

2. Adam
A man who sits at home on a computer and reads definitions about his own name. Wondering if some of these may be written by people who actually know him. He is in-fact Truthful somewhat good looking but still wonders why he is single. Secretly a big nerd but the most caring man when it comes to ones he loves or Girlfriends he once loved.



No. 2 is scarily accurate o_o

Megan
A Megan is always awesome, period. If you haven't met three or more Megans by the time you're 15 you don't live in America. A Megan has a blonde streak, whether she wears it or not. She has a way of brightening your bad days. A Megan knows how to party like a rockstar. Megans hold pride in the fact that thier name is spelled correctly, without any "h"s, one "e", and one "a" in order. A Megan is always in the shadow of Megan Fox, so don't rub it in.
No one is complete without a Megan as a bff.

Okay, the amazing (despite the depression) top three details are just hilarious.

1.The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!

2. A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!

3. A man with a really big penis

Eric has a big penis.

Kyla: A ridiculously attractive young woman, however, Kylas tend to be extremely humble. Usually very nice, but Kylas don't take bull shit. Comes off very innocent, but in reality, love to party and have a good time.

Sandra

A strong name for a strong woman

A Sandra, especially one born under the star (sun) sign of Aries tends to be intelligent, witty, extremely open, honest & passionate and will do whatever it takes to uphold her morals. While these are extremely admirable traits, they also mean that they should never be crossed. Hope you are paying attention, you have been warned!! On the flipside, if you do the right thing (and why wouldn’t you?) a Sandra will go out of her way to make your life beautiful. While fiercely independent, a Sandra has both a strong sense of community and family and will do whatever it takes (regardless of personal cost) to defend and protect those that she cares about. Do yourself a favour – find a Sandra; stocks are limited and they are (rightly so) in high demand.
Need a friend?
Look no further than Sandra

Ashley
A girl who needs no definition. TOO amazing for words.
Damn giiirlll you lookin goood!! You must be a ashley!

As per requested by my brother:
David
A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he's saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.
David drives 60 miles down the highway. Tim drives 60 miles down the highway going in the opposite direction. They meet and high-five. To keep the universe balanced a hole is torn to the peanut butter dimension and there is an explosion of peanut buttery epicness.

Jeffrey
A name given only to the people with the capability of defeating Chuck Norris and ending his streak of non-stop invinsibility. Yes, Chuck Norris can be defeated, and will be by Jeffrey.

Dude 1: "Dude, Jeffrey is so kick ass, i bet he could beat Chuck Norris!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, i heard he is the only one able to!"

Aireanah or Aireanna-
Sexy Chocolate
"Hey that girl is Aireanna. Aireanna is so delicious~"

What the fuck....

Charlee
Porn Star. Sexiest Thing On Earth. A Total Fittie With A Sexy And Gorgeous Blonde Hair. Every Man Wants One...And Woman ;)

Well then. lol