Twisted aphorisms
Posted 4/27/11 , edited 4/27/11
We've all heard a multitude of words of wisdom. This is where you put your brains to the test by punifying and funniyfing well known adages or make completely new ones.

Don't strain yourself relax and let the rectum take care of it. The same can be said about life. You're automatic and will flow into the world naturally don't push so strenuously because the same things gonna come out whether you do it or not.

Please share some of yours.
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Posted 5/5/11
a man is known by the jewels he keep
Posted 5/5/11
Disregard female. Acquire currency
Posted 5/5/11
Your reputation is determined by the company you keep.

I somewhat agree with it because the quote does have a point.
Posted 5/5/11 , edited 5/5/11

Your_Typical_Friend wrote:

Disregard female. Acquire currency


I see, hmm, yes, yes...then the female will come.

Posted 5/5/11

AdamIdris101 wrote:


Your_Typical_Friend wrote:

Disregard female. Acquire currency


I see, hmm, yes, yes...then the female will come.



Fuck bitches. Get money.
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Posted 5/5/11
Pimps, hookers, drug dealers. They all need to eat.
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Posted 5/5/11
Just remember, when the work load seems too much and you think that everyone is going to be mad at you, we are all going to die someday.
Posted 5/6/11

Your_Typical_Friend wrote:

Disregard female. Acquire currency


If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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