How do you shower?
Posted 5/2/11 , edited 5/2/11
What items do you use? What kind of soaps and hair wash do you apply? Also do you have any certain procedures to showering?

Inventory: Shower gel (Dove Triple Moisturizer), conditioner and shampoo [(Tressemme) every second day]. Also a loofah and back scrub on a handle.

1. First I wash my lower areas. Genitals and ass to be specific. Then I wash my hands.
2. After that I proceed to wetting my hair thoroughly. I then lather some shampoo onto my hair.
3. I apply shower gel on my moist loofah and scrub my neck and back of ears. I rub gel onto my hands and wash my face.
4. I rinse it all out.
5. Next I lather in conditioner to my hair.
6. I place some gel onto the loofah and scrub my right shoulder and arm pit including my arm
7. I continue scrubbing onto my entire right half of the torso except the upper and mid back.
8. I then do the same to my other shoulder and left side.
9. Next I apply some shower gel on my moist back brush. I proceed to reach to those parts I couldn't before.
10. After that I apply a tiny amount of gel on my loofah and scrub my right leg down to the ankle.
11. I do the same for my left leg. Sometimes I start with the left leg and end with the right. Whichever I could grab first.
12. I rinse everything out including the conditioner still on my hair.
13. I then wash my right foot then my left foot with the soapy loohfah.
14. I rinse them and my flip flops (we call them thongs in Australia).
15. Oh and I whip my hair back and forth. I keep this up in the shower until I get long tight curls.

I use my fingers to wipe the excess water on my body. I then air dry.

Posted 5/2/11
Yeah judging by your list, I shower like a normal person.

Posted 5/2/11 , edited 5/2/11

Chained_Angel wrote:

Yeah judging by your list, I shower like a normal person.



Really which was your favorite par...are you saying I'm not normal? How do you as a normal person usually shower by yourself?




ncdxero88 wrote:

Just like a normal person... with waffles.


Where's Lauriet when you need him. He'd answer this seriously. Okay what sort of syrup do you use?


Tsubasa_Lover_4Ever wrote:


with syrup and whipped cream. I need to do that once.

Now for my serious reply I just get my body/hair wet with water, then I use body wash/shampoo and well apply it to my hair/body then wash it off.

lol the funny thing is I'm about ready to go afk to take one and I saw this how weird is that. xD


Body hair? Are you a female yeti?




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Just like a normal person... with waffles.
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ncdxero88 wrote:

Just like a normal person... with waffles.


Nom nom nom?

Posted 5/2/11

AdamIdris101 wrote:


Chained_Angel wrote:

Yeah judging by your list, I shower like a normal person.



Really which was your favorite par...are you saying I'm not normal? How do you as a normal person usually shower by yourself?




ncdxero88 wrote:

Just like a normal person... with waffles.


Where's Lauriet when you need him. He'd answer this seriously.




So many....tools....

Why don't you hang outside my window and find out.
Posted 5/2/11 , edited 5/2/11

Chained_Angel wrote:


So many....tools....

Why don't you hang outside my window and find out.


Maybe if you invite me in I'll better be able to see how you shower and the apparatus that's utilized. I''d just be an observer.

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Posted 5/2/11 , edited 5/2/11

ncdxero88 wrote:

Just like a normal person... with waffles.


with syrup and whipped cream. I need to do that once.

Now for my serious reply I just get my body/hair wet with water, then I use body wash/shampoo and well apply it to my hair/body then wash it off.

lol the funny thing is I'm about ready to go afk to take one and I saw this how weird is that. xD
Posted 5/2/11

AdamIdris101 wrote:


Chained_Angel wrote:


So many....tools....

Why don't you hang outside my window and find out.


Maybe if you invite me in I'll better be able to see how you shower and the apparatus that's utilized. I''d just be an observer.



LOL! Yeah I'd hate to see my Dad shotgunning you out of a tree so I best invite you inside.

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*zest bar soap applied to body
axe body wash applied to body
pantene shampoo administered to head

*repeat once - twice daily as needed.
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I go through a human car wash( car wash for humans )

No. actually I get the water to the hottest it can get(especially if it is cold outside), if it is hot outside, i get the water to the coldest it can get
then:
Use shampoo and Wash hair
Use soap and Wash body ( wash my business last )
After Im done I wait awhile for the steam to disappear
Posted 5/2/11
I shower under a waterfall of acid.
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Vega66 wrote:

I shower under a waterfall of acid.


i remember in super metroid the color of the acid there was golden.
Posted 5/2/11

moratorium wrote:


Vega66 wrote:

I shower under a waterfall of acid.


i remember in super metroid the color of the acid there was golden.


One of my favorite games.

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No. Just no.

Thread is way too spammy.

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