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What would you give your girlfriend OR boyfriend for their birthday?
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If you were in love with a beautiful girl whose birthday was coming up soon, what would you get her?

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a cute necklace
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some sweet lovin'
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My dick.
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Birthday sex bro
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Stuffed animal with a birthday card if I don't have a clue what she wants.

You can't go wrong with that ;'D
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~Changed the title so both sex can reply.

A big dinner, tons of sex, and probably a video game or money to buy video games.
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cheuh wrote:

If you were in love with a beautiful girl whose birthday was coming up soon, what would you get her?



Judging by the picture, and you defaulting to asking the CR community I would assume you don't know much about her or aren't her boyfriend?

Part 1.
If not boyfriend, get creative and make her something. Don't be cheesy and make a little card saying 'happy birthday' with a poorly drawn picture of an anime chick waving. Do something legit, badass, and cool, with relation to her and you. An inside joke is probably your best bet. If you gave more specifics on her, interests, fashion style, and age it would probably help everyone else in suggesting shit.

Part 2.
Then you lead her to your labyrinth, suck down a litre of mountain dew, pop some viagra, and fuck shit up all night long.

Part 3.
Cook her some mother fucking breakfast, bitches love breakfast.

Posted 5/15/11
The basic flowers, card, stuffed animal thing + personally pick something you know she'd like or something she mentioned she'd want or ask her friend(s) for help.

Sweet lovin' is always an option.
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spensaur wrote:

Judging by the picture, and you defaulting to asking the CR community I would assume you don't know much about her or aren't her boyfriend?

Part 1.
If not boyfriend, get creative and make her something. Don't be cheesy and make a little card saying 'happy birthday' with a poorly drawn picture of an anime chick waving. Do something legit, badass, and cool, with relation to her and you. An inside joke is probably your best bet. If you gave more specifics on her, interests, fashion style, and age it would probably help everyone else in suggesting shit.

Part 2.
Then you lead her to your labyrinth, suck down a litre of mountain dew, pop some viagra, and fuck shit up all night long.

Part 3.
Cook her some mother fucking breakfast, bitches love breakfast.



Aren't you the charmer? ;]


*reads above*
That seems so cliche. I would never want flowers or a teddy bear for my birthday .__.
I think the ideal birthday present would be a visit somewhere special, then pig out together at home with tons of cake, well watching a good movie, followed by awesome sex afterwards.
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Your question and the forum topic seem contradictory. Next time I suggest keeping them the same.

Regarding the subject, I would say it depends on the level of the relationship. I say rely on what you know of the person. Keep the gift simple but targeted towards their areas of interests. For example if this person likes to paint then get a canvas, a mix of paints, some brushs or mix and match. If they like to cook, then a recent cook book or a subscription to cooking magazine. If the relationship is deeper then going farther can be done but I still suggest going with something aimed at her interests. From my experience as a man giving gifts to women, jewelry needs to kept simple unless you really know her style otherwise it can clash. I've rarely known anybody have any success with gifts of a sexual nature for women as birthday present.

If this is someone you've just met then you're very limited. So I would stick with a nice card but write her full name (first and last) on the envelope and write your own message in the card in your hand writing as neatly as possible then hand deliver it to this person. Its kind of like an introduction. They see you and it more personal when hand delivered. Also a good ice breaker, reason to talk but I don't suggest asking for a date on their birthday. Problem with stuffed animals, candy and flowers is that if you don't know anything about them then you can get a bad reaction. They may not show it due to being polite but consider this person could have a food or pollen allergy. Stuffed animals can be seen as juvenile.
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awesome answer dude!!!!! LMAO!!! XD

HAHAHAHA that made my day lol
Posted 5/31/11
A brand new game
Case of beer
Blowjob


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Rina-San wrote:

A brand new game
Case of beer
Blowjob




Full of win.

Swap out beer for Iced tea and that's golden.
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spensaur

Part 3.
Cook her some mother fucking breakfast, bitches love breakfast.



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