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Hilarious failed pick up lines!
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Posted 5/16/11
So there i was tired after a 11 hour shift at work, i walk down to my local Sonic Drive-In..
I am aquaintences with the staff as i do their computer work on occasion when needed.

So the car hop comes out and is all like hi and stuff.
Being a tired, single male, i of course eyed her body because we can't help it >.> (Sorry, but i'm an honest person)

I just asked her plain out; "Are you trying to kill me by wearing those hotpants?"

After examining what i just said after saying it... i was hardly holding myself together after she blushed, giggled and said bye, i lost it laughing my ass off down the street.


Whats you're worst come on/pickup line/flirting disaster?
Posted 5/16/11 , edited 5/16/11
Wanna fuck?

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hmmm My friend and i decided to nerd it out abit, we joked about how he carries a bunch of flash drives with him on his belt, and he decided to walk up to a pair of girls and said " hello ladies, wanna come join me and my friend for dinner tonight, because, right now im a walking hard drive"

they left with really odd looks on their faces. i had to apologize to them for that.
Posted 5/16/11

flamebeaux wrote:

hmmm My friend and i decided to nerd it out abit, we joked about how he carries a bunch of flash drives with him on his belt, and he decided to walk up to a pair of girls and said " hello ladies, wanna come join me and my friend for dinner tonight, because, right now im a walking hard drive"

they left with really odd looks on their faces. i had to apologize to them for that.


First mistake; you apologized.

Second mistake; you didn't laugh it off.

Third mistake; nerd subject material.

Final and most fatal mistake; trying to impress women who have no substance.

All in all, a valiant attempt, at least.
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"Let's get married, I'll be your wife "
Yeah, nothing gets guys on like life time commitments >.> And no, I did not get laid.
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Posted 5/16/11
I hate corny pickup lines. Use romantic lines, and I'm yours.
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Posted 5/16/11 , edited 5/16/11
I've only ever used a pick-line once, and I'm not sure this even really counts as one, but I used that "Square Root of Three" poem from the 2nd Harold & Kumar movie. It was kind of a joke at first, because it was one of those "Meh... I've nothing to lose." moments. It ended up working and I went out with the girl once for coffee. I was actually kind of hoping it'd fail... She wasn't really my type, kind of mean actually. =/

Do people still feel the need to use pick-up lines these days? I feel as though approaching someone and just talking and connecting with them is a lost art...
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Posted 5/16/11 , edited 5/16/11
I haven't met anyone to date because i'm not a hottie, but yeah just talking and having fun is the best thing. Its really hard on a guy to just out of nowhere try to ask a girl on a date, so we resort to "pick up" lines, ways to break the ice but get straight to the point. Although a random guy walking upto a girl is generally 90% of the time goal oriented.

And for the record, all jests aside girls. I am a very romantic fun loving person. I am just a bit eccentric I was part delerious when i said what i described in the OP.

Such a shame "Would i have sex with him?" is the first thing girls think of when being asked out on a non-group date.

You miss out on all sorts of awesome people that way, i guess thats mankinds way of saying get to the gym if you want a girl.

300lbs of awesome person doesnt say much when 180lbs of dumbass can do the wildthing with twice the endurance.
Posted 5/17/11 , edited 5/17/11
Internet Trolls Pick Up Girls http://youtu.be/VAGiQ3AWKqI

Laying the SmackDown on Her http://youtu.be/muT-9YPDZsI

I thought those would be relevant.




I don't resort to pick up lines. I have a natural allure girls seem to like.
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Posted 5/17/11

AdamIdris101 wrote:

Internet Trolls Pick Up Girls http://youtu.be/VAGiQ3AWKqI

Laying the SmackDown on Her http://youtu.be/muT-9YPDZsI

I thought those would be relevant.




I don't resort to pick up lines. I have a natural allure girls seem to like.


You're fricken' Australian, of course you do m8.

Those vids were great... but notice one thing? They were attractive guys, so even if they were being complete idiots, a decent % of girls gave them their #s
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"Hey baby, don't scream. No reason we need to turn this kidnapping into a murder."

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"How tight do you like your ropes?"


...what?
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22 / M / Canada
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"If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
"...no?"

LOL she didn't get it >.<"
Posted 5/17/11
I'm in this thread!!! haha

One of my boyz went up to a chick and sed...

" Crap my phone ain't working"

Chick- "wuts wrong with it"

"it's broken cuz it ain't got ur numba" hahah
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"I like you a lot..."

simply great
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Do you want to go halves with me on a bastard?
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