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Hilarious failed pick up lines!
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Posted 5/17/11
Let's go.
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21 / F / Honeydukes
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Posted 5/18/11
are you jamaican cause you're jamaican me crazy - someone from the simpsons

and a guy tried to pick me up with with:
wow. you still look pretty good for how old you must be.
.. not realising i was 15 :sweatingbullets:

i think my penis stop breathing do you know cpr - doctor house
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28 / M / in your head
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Posted 5/18/11 , edited 5/18/11

YoChristianCo wrote:

"If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
"...no?"

LOL she didn't get it >.<"


don' worry - I get it 'am not that babe, though...

@msnocos and he's all yours

''I thought you were a male zombie for a sec... Come to my place - I want to dissect you''
>> guess what she did...


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21 / F / UK
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Posted 5/18/11
my friend has awesome pick up lines, heres some:

'do you like fruit? cause i like dates'

'if you were a mcdonalds burger, you would be a mcgorgeous' ........ lol :P

Posted 5/18/11
"Hey baby what's your starsign? ...Wait wait....now I KNOW you're not a Virgo."
Posted 5/18/11
"I'll boost up your credit score."
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26 / F / Čαη∂yℓαη∂
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Posted 5/18/11
One guy went " You look like my first wife."
Me "How many times u been married?"
Guy "Never, but if u play your cards right you'll be first"
Me "Lame." walks off

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24 / M / Canada
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Posted 5/18/11
"Hey girl you're beautiful. Just like my Ex-Girlfriend" say this and i guarantee a slap across the face ^_^
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17 / M / boys locker room
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Posted 5/18/11 , edited 5/18/11
"Hey, thunder thighs ! You have a sweet ass!"

My attempt to paw at a cute man's pudgy body ._. But he was kinda freaked out. It's not every day a school girl hits on a big boned older guy.
Posted 5/19/11
The 'Have we met before' which was made worse by the guy continuing to name some of the sleaziest places as possible locations where we had supposedly met.

Girl your feet must be tired cause you've been walking all over my mind... that one made me laugh cause it reminded me of the fresh prince...

'I can get you off in 10 seconds' whispered in my ear doesn't come off as impressive more like a cocky bastard.
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26 / M / Canada
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Posted 5/20/11

RevolveSama wrote:

"Hey girl you're beautiful. Just like my Ex-Girlfriend" say this and i guarantee a slap across the face ^_^


For some reason i have a feeling you try it?
Posted 5/20/11
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