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Anti jokes and non jokes
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Posted 5/17/11
Tell me the best anti or non jokes you got.

Example of an anti joke: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse replies "my wife has terminal cancer."

Example of a non joke: Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Posted 5/17/11 , edited 5/18/11
Life, arse crack, paper.

Ooh, ooh; What's duly noted but not legible?...(tick tock tick tock) Your big arse crack. . Because life screws at your arse and your arse always wipes paper.
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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why is there a dog in here?" So he then calls animal control to take the dog away.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-2, one to screw in the light bulb, and another one to hold the ladder so his friend won't fall.

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Well played sir I haven't heard those yet.
Posted 5/17/11

frank5448 wrote:

Well played sir I haven't heard those yet.


Why thank you it's my very own created by me. I claim copyright.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died?
Nothing, he was too sick to talk.

What's worse than a worm in an apple?
The holocaust

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?
It was dead
Posted 5/17/11
Haha I love anti-humor :3

Why can't dinosaurs talk?
-Because they are all dead.

You know what's addicting?
-Heroine

Why did that girl fall off of the swing?
-She didn't have arms.

How did Hitler like his steak?
-He didn't like steak, he was a vegetarian.
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LMAO at the dead MONKEY!!

Why did the girl suck at telling jokes?
Cuz she was giving oral sex to her husband!
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Er... I stink at this don't I?...
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lets see


have you seen ray charles new wife?

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Ah yes jokes... I get jokes...
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Love it! This is win.
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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.
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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.



LOL.


Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.




What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing.



Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick.



Why did Suzie fall off the swing?

She had no arms.
Posted 5/18/11
Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.



Yo mama's so old, she might die anytime soon.



What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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