Beware of Zombies!?!
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Posted 5/21/11
The CDC(Center for Disease Control) has recently posted information on how to deal with the zombie apocalypse on there website. Even Government organizations got swept up in the May 21 Judgment day crap it seems. What do you guys think would make the CDC post something so stupid. I also recently read an article that said the U.S. could actually make a Bio-weapon that would turn people into sluggish and zombie like creatures. Do you think this is a warning from the government to avoid large scale panic or is it all BS. If the world was really gonna end I would want zombies rather than raining fire or whatever else could happen,

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/9168482-where-to-go-judgment-day-rapture-after-parties-or-cdc-zombiefree-camp-on-may-21st
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I also recently read an article that said the U.S. could actually make a Bio-weapon that would turn people into sluggish and zombie like creatures.


A bio-chemical that affects the brain and pain receptors. That'd be my guess-- it is a very realistic (albeit morbid) topic of what bio-weapons are capable of. I like to be pragmatic about more potent and dangerous weaponry, actually. I don't see the problem rotting the other sides face off with a liquid grenade, or suffocating them with an airborne virus attack. In the end bio-weaponry is still, guess what? Weaponry. It being viral isn't actually a bad thing long as it doesn't affect the side that used it. Wouldn't be a good idea to make a weaponry that doesn't disperse with use, though. It lingering around like radiation sort of defeats the purpose of having a portable facemelt button.

You really shouldn't remain weighed down by the traditional thought of 'zombies' or 'zombification'. When I imagine a real zombie, I imagine a living person that has had all neurologic cut down up to the point of instinct. It lacking emotion, morals, and so on making it incredibly ruthless. Like, a coyote-- it'll eat whatever it can get. Something I think, bio-weaponry can achieve so long it is aimed at internal damage and brain functions-- as in, something inhaled.



If the world was really gonna end I would want zombies rather than raining fire or whatever else could happen,


The world won't end. It may for mankind, but the world's 'world' will always progress. On the universal scale, we're pretty fucking insignificant. People forget evolution happens everywhere where life is sustainable and inhabitable.



By the way, I think the whole zombie apocalypse thing was just hype for the unrealistic to buy a survival kit.
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I'ma shoot them, if they're coming toward me.
Posted 5/21/11

lebronj wrote:

I'ma shoot them, if they're coming toward me.


i'ma fuck them, if they're coming toward me
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actually. i'm just gonna be a pimp and the bitches, zombies
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I and a friend came to the conlusion that if ever there was some sort of zombie invasion, we would somehow try to persuade them to cnsider a vegetarian diet ( basically anything other than human flesh). this could result in co-existance between us and them. However, If that fails, We could find refuge maybe in the country's capital or with guns and knifes etc. Just shoot the as Lebronj has said.
Posted 5/21/11
Omg if the world is going to end I hope its a zombie outbreak. It would beat every other theory on how the world will end and at least we'll have a small chance of survival. Plus I'd round them up, cage them and poke them in the forehead with sticks.

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so wait, does that mean that I bought a hatchet and wrecking bar for nothing then?
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dont worry i had years of practice and training for a zombie invasion. dead rising 1 and 2, left for dead 1 and 2. resident evil the movie, high school of the dead (an anime) and a lot more i cant be asked to write down
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Posted 5/21/11

Your_Typical_Friend wrote:


lebronj wrote:

I'ma shoot them, if they're coming toward me.


i'ma fuck them, if they're coming toward me
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actually. i'm just gonna be a pimp and the bitches, zombies


You're gonna be pimp? The hell are you talking about?
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but hey. I'm a zombie D: and zombies are really nice ;D

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yeah, zombie invasion might be better than raining fire, makes me wanna think about the High school of the dead XD
Posted 5/21/11
BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!

I can see crack addicted people and paint sniffers being considered zombies.
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Posted 5/21/11
It's just a blog fools. Even the CDC likes to mix it up a little.
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Posted 5/21/11
stupid yes.... unheard of.... no
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