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**How would you save the person above you?
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15 / M / boys locker room
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Posted 7/15/11
kick diva's nuts, I know who he is >:[!

Shizu-chan is sitting on my face I'm suffocating
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15 / M / the closet :/
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Posted 7/29/11
pump air into your lungs.

i am being lowered into an active volcano that is getting read to explode- save me!!!!! ^^
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18 / F / Texas
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Posted 7/29/11
*Swings on a vine and grabs* ;D

I'm being chased by rhinos.
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15 / M / the closet :/
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Posted 7/29/11
stops time and build a wall in between you and the rhinos *unstops time* rhinos go splat
Posted 7/29/11
i'll get one of the seven dwarfs to kiss you .
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F / Crunchyroll
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Posted 7/29/11
ill let godzilla eat the dwarfs that kidnap u

i got caught in a bear trap
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18 / F / Texas
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Posted 7/29/11
I'll give the bear some honey and fish. Then, I'll save you while he's distracted.

I'm being stabbed.
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15 / M / boys locker room
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Posted 7/29/11
make delicious soup out of the flying bits and feed it to you

I spanked a man who turned out to be Communist, so now the Russians are going to fire missiles at America
They're gonna take out Canada and Mexico too
Posted 8/4/11
Bring you to Europe.


There's an angry duck in my room, and it's holding a pistol.
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[not] China
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Posted 8/4/11
eat it

zombie apocalypses
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27 / M / the land of wincest
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Posted 8/4/11 , edited 8/4/11
push a really fat guy in the way and escape while the zombies are distracted by eating him.

the common cold.
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17 / F / Lost
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Posted 8/5/11
give you some nyquil to knock you out

the grim reaper is slashing at my bedroom door as we speak
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19 / F / somewhere snowy
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Posted 8/5/11
bring out the exorcist hiding under my bed,

man-eating turtles with pms, ready to eat me?
Posted 8/5/11
they just need some men in their lives.. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Tax man says I owe them some back taxes which if I don't pay, they'll throw me in jail
Posted 8/5/11
Im a gigolo I'll sell my body for money...I got u bro.

MILFs r bidding on me at a very low price...my pride is hurt.
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