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Kicked in the nuts.....
Posted 10/26/11
I heard doing that is illegal. Unless that guy's a criminal or a real jacka**, then you better watch where you're aiming people!
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Posted 10/27/11
When I was younger I got whacked, kneed, & yes, kicked in the nuts...
Very seldom . . .
When I was really young, in 7th or 8th grade, a girl kicked me in the nads . . . I managed to kick her back in the same general area... I don't think it hurt her as much as it did to me but I know she wasn't feeling too good afterwards . . . she never kicked me in the nuts again.

I did figure out a few things about having my junk assaulted....
Generally, unless you get kicked REALLY F***ING hard you have about a 10 second window between impact and pain and that's about the only time you'll get a chance for retribution or at least identifying your assailant.

Contrary to what you may have seen or heard, the best thing you can do is stand up straight and walk it off. Grabbing your junk and crumpling up always seemed to prolong the agony. The last thing you really want to do is touch your family-jewels just after they have been traumatized . . . things are going to swell up . . .

If you get kicked hard enough to get an instant reaction you are probably going into shock and should be thinking about calling an ambulance before you black out, or at least hopefully someone else is doing that.
Fortunately, personally, I haven't been kicked that hard. But I do know someone who was.

I only remember getting kicked, whacked, or kneed a few times but pain creates quick learners . . . and after a few years I figured out how not to get my nuts kicked by a girl, or anyone else, for that matter.. TRY to get along with people . . . and if you piss somebody off, stand sideways . . . you can get out of the way quicker and it's A LOT HARDER to aim for your nuts . . . no matter your gender it doesn't feel to good getting kicked in the crotch . . . (At least that's what I've been told.)



. . . . unless you are into that kind of masochistic stuff...
Posted 10/27/11
A guy was harassing my friend, I told him to stop he didn't, I kicked him in the nuts. He was laying on the floor for a long time. He's still scared of me.
Posted 10/27/11

ReaperEXE wrote:

If fighting smart means fighting dirty, then I would kick a guy in the nuts. I'm sure that in the act, there will be a moment where I sympathetically feel his pain.



Fighting dirty is indeed fighting smart. When to resort to that, though, depends on the situation.

You don't want to fight unless you have to, for many reasons (litigation, injuries, etc.), so being able to read the situation is important. Most times you're just dealing with some blow-hard trying to be a tough guy, and you can sweet-talk or bluff yourself out of a physical confrontation. Proving how bad-ass you really are isn't worth it.

Unfortunately, a time may come when you don't want to waste any time with uncertainty and missing your first-strike opportunity (full force and focused, with no warning whatsoever). If you think someone's life and limb are in eminent peril and there's no other apparent way out of it, don't give away your intentions, don't hesitate, and don't hold back: Take him down, quickly.
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Posted 10/27/11 , edited 10/27/11
Kicked in the butt yes, but not my balls.

EDIT: Wonder what would girls feel when they're kicked in the crotch.....
Posted 10/28/11 , edited 10/28/11
If you kick a male in the balls, you're a....

1. You're a coward.
2. You're a female
3. You're a combat pragmatist.

None of them are mutually exclusive.

/thread.
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Posted 10/28/11
Never i'am carefull with my words when it comes to womens :p
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Posted 11/11/11
I wonder how bad it hurts....well I can always get a sex change and find out.
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Posted 11/11/11
A sex change can't give you testicles with sensitivity.
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Posted 11/12/11
I got kneed in the vagina once.
While on my period.
It felt like Sora's sword had stabbed my stomach.
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Posted 11/12/11
I've never been kicked in the nuts, it's always been some freak accident like some object bouncing off the ground and I zig when I should have zagged.
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Posted 11/12/11
I remember a buddy of mine always seemed to go out with girls that managed to whack him in the nuts.
They'd be going at it someplace or another and he'd move the wrong way and she'd move the wrong way and "crunch."
I was there for it several times . . . we'd go over to another buddy's place and we'd all be sitting the couch/12 piece-sectional and we'd be watching a movie or something and my friend would kind of go to the other end of the couch . . . (this thing took up the whole 12 by 15 room) . . . and he'd be making out with his girlfriend... all of a sudden we'd here this sad weeping from over in the darker part of the couch and we'd turn on the light . . . my buddy would be curled up in a ball, nuts in hand and his girlfriend would be saying over and over, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

It was kind of funny....
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Posted 11/12/11

JustineKo2 wrote:

A sex change can't give you testicles with sensitivity.


+1

Girls don't need testicles to know how painful is that, they already have a vagina.
Posted 11/12/11

BillieHadASexChange wrote:

I got kneed in the vagina once.
While on my period.
It felt like Sora's sword had stabbed my stomach.


What the hell is a vagina anyway?
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Posted 11/12/11
I caught my first wife in a lie (she had been cheating)
and in the insuing arguement I got one square in the nuts.
My vision went white blind and the only thing that kept me from kissing the
floor was a lucky grab that caught the sink.
My vision was coming back as she was coming at me again
and I gave her a double open palm to the chest.. It wasn't planned but it was a
dead on boob shot that lifted and put her to the kitchen door which broke.
We both have some fight training in diferent styles.
I grabbed her car keys and told her to go live with her lover.
She came back 3 days later. She found out he was married
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We guys seem to be fools as I took her back like so many others have.
Divorced 18 months later.
Once a cheater always a cheater
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