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Kicked in the nuts.....
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pretty bad...
Posted 4/22/12
My friend once punched my nuts
I punched him back
Then
We both had passionate sex with the ground
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I remember kicking this one guy by accident; he always bugged the hell outta me during recess. Usually, I'd crak him in the shins and then haul off in a big circle, then come up and kick him dead in his ass. But this time, he turned around at the last minute, and I couldn't stop, and I kicked dead in his jewels. He turned red, then fell like a tree! I honeslty felt bad for him. I told him he shouldn't have turned around, and I ran off.

...hopefully he has a kid or two by now... :
Posted 4/22/12
Some guy kicked my nuts and they exploded peanut butter! It tastes yummy.
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ILYchristine wrote:

lol yes.

it's either a slap across the face or we smash their.
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bananas. [:

THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! :0
b-a-n-a-n-a-s.


why do you smash banana?
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It's been a long long long time since I have been kicked in the nuts. Nothing after High School for sure.

I heard punching a woman really hard in the tits is somewhat "similar" ....... yeah well, I doubt that. (braces self for the child bearing comments)
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a hit in the balls hard enough is 60% the pain of birth but in less time and your lucky if the pain goes away in a couple of seconds
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Kevin703 wrote:

a hit in the balls hard enough is 60% the pain of birth but in less time and your lucky if the pain goes away in a couple of seconds


And you heard that percentage where? Unless you have experienced giving birth and being hit in the balls I don't see how you equate the two, let alone apply a percentage to it.

Try passing a kidney stone through your urethra and give that a percentage comparative to being kicked in the nuts. Then compare said stones size to that of a baby.

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You know a certain love-making position where the girl is riding on top of the guy?

Well sometimes, the bouncing up and down is so vigorous and the girl gets so out of hand with her enthusiasm, that it feel like your genital jewels are being kicked multiple times.

It's like "whoa there, I'm a man, not a horse." Some days you just want to be a centaur.
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Winterfells wrote:

You know a certain love-making position where the girl is riding on top of the guy?

Well sometimes, the bouncing up and down is so vigorous and the girl gets so out of hand with her enthusiasm, that it feel like your genital jewels are being kicked multiple times.

It's like "whoa there, I'm a man, not a horse." Some days you just want to be a centaur.



Poor Winterfells. The things you have to put up with just to get the woman to do a little of the work.

But have any of your conquests kicked you in the nuts?

Also, I have always wondered guys, does it make a difference if you are kicked in the nuts or in the more weiner type area?

Posted 9/10/12 , edited 9/10/12

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Winterfells wrote:

You know a certain love-making position where the girl is riding on top of the guy?

Well sometimes, the bouncing up and down is so vigorous and the girl gets so out of hand with her enthusiasm, that it feel like your genital jewels are being kicked multiple times.

It's like "whoa there, I'm a man, not a horse." Some days you just want to be a centaur.



Poor Winterfells. The things you have to put up with just to get the woman to do a little of the work.

But have any of your conquests kicked you in the nuts?

Also, I have always wondered guys, does it make a difference if you are kicked in the nuts or in the more weiner type area?



Any type of significant impact either broad or concentrated on the balls makes you want to just crash and vomit... repeatedly. Getting smacked in the third leg still hurts a crap ton but not as much as say................ having it get bent at an awkward angle during an erection. E.G. bad angle of penetration during the position where you can both watch tv at the same time. Then it is quite possibly the worst pain ever short of losing a limb.
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The last time was 7th grade in English class (I'm in 9th grade now). I fell on the floor and the teacher didn't even notice.
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Posted 9/10/12
Hockey puck to the nuts count?
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i have been once...this show was the best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjd63o0sbio
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DeviantBehavior wrote:


Winterfells wrote:

You know a certain love-making position where the girl is riding on top of the guy?

Well sometimes, the bouncing up and down is so vigorous and the girl gets so out of hand with her enthusiasm, that it feel like your genital jewels are being kicked multiple times.

It's like "whoa there, I'm a man, not a horse." Some days you just want to be a centaur.



Poor Winterfells. The things you have to put up with just to get the woman to do a little of the work.

But have any of your conquests kicked you in the nuts?

Also, I have always wondered guys, does it make a difference if you are kicked in the nuts or in the more weiner type area?



haha no balls is worse
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