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Kicked in the nuts.....
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Posted 9/10/12
I had a friend who nut checked everyone! He one time nut checked four people including me at the same time it looked like some form of kung foo! No one dares nut check him back because he will rain hell upon you for the next couple of days if you do.
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1) being hit in the nuts does hurt -- a lot.
2) Being hit in the nuts is often more of a pressure, a severe and painful pressure that reaches from the groin into the abdomen and can cause nausea and vomiting.
3) this pain can be dealt with. There is a low percentage of the male population who can actually attain a high from it due to the body's natural pain endorphin rush.
4) the nut shot should not be used as a self-defense technique due to item 3. In a self-defense scenario, the goal should be to disable the enemy (eyes, throat, knees) so that they are physically unable to fight. Hitting a guy in the nuts will hurt, but now you have a pissed off, adrenaline-rushed attacker rather than a normal creep.
5) a guy can't die just from a nut-shot. While the boys are important to us, they are not vital organs. If the blunt force is enough to cause blood clots or rupture internal membranes or lead to infections THAT can kill you, but that is no different than any other blunt force. A strong blow to the junk can render a man sterile or impotent.

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Nah. Not nuts. But I've been kicked in the vagina. it hurts, let me tell ya, but at least I can get right back up. I guess it depends on how hard it was kicked.
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DeviantBehavior wrote:

Poor Winterfells. The things you have to put up with just to get the woman to do a little of the work.

But have any of your conquests kicked you in the nuts?

Also, I have always wondered guys, does it make a difference if you are kicked in the nuts or in the more weiner type area?



Woe is me indeed. :(

Yes, I have been kicked in the nuts. I won't say what the circumstances for, but believe me that I did not do anything to warrant it.

Both hurts but nuts is the worse of the two in terms of pain. The actual weiner though can be bad, I've had friends in sports and also through physical labor that have had a "broken penis." It's a bit of a misnomer because it's not a broken bone, merely the ligaments supporting the penis gets broken, stretched, or severed and you have to get surgery to get it fixed.
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When I was at high school some random chick just dropped me. That hurt like hell, I'd never kick a guy in the nut unless I was in danger. It gives you the sickest, yuckest feeling... Ugh, makes me sick thinking about it
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Posted 9/12/12
Ah, i've never been kicked in the nuts. I've been punched in the nuts though. Urgh, I feel sick thinking about the pain.
Please don't kick boys in the nuts for a stupid reason, kick hard enough and that person might not be able to have children anymore.
Only for self defence is it needed.

I have a friend who can't have children because he was kicked in the nuts.
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Posted 9/12/12
I've been kicked in the nuts before aswell the last time I passed out.

Found out that there can be long term effects for this action like no children.

should be illegal to be kicked in the nuts
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Posted 9/12/12
All I am going to say on this subject is that if you value them so much, you best protect them.

As a rule, I never kick a guy in his jewels unless he is attacking me. If you attack me (who would?), then they are fair game.
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Posted 9/12/12
i never been kicked in the balls by a female too but frigging random objects sometimes hit me hard on the balls and its painful as hell
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DeviantBehavior wrote:


Kevin703 wrote:

a hit in the balls hard enough is 60% the pain of birth but in less time and your lucky if the pain goes away in a couple of seconds


And you heard that percentage where? Unless you have experienced giving birth and being hit in the balls I don't see how you equate the two, let alone apply a percentage to it.

Try passing a kidney stone through your urethra and give that a percentage comparative to being kicked in the nuts. Then compare said stones size to that of a baby.



First of all you cannot compared getting kicked in the testicles to giving birth to a child. The female body is specifically designed to bare a child and you have a due date so you have ample time to ready yourself for such pain, also if you refuse the medication that the hospital supplies you at such time you're an idiot and deserve to feel that pain.

The testicles are not meant to be kicked and whatnot, sure they can withstand a certain amount of weight when stepped on ect, but you don't wake up in the morning and say "Yup August 22nd the day I will be kicked in the nuts". Also every man takes this pain very differently for example: my one friend just gets up right away and limps a bit, I on the other hand have this very sharp pain in my stomach and can not move for about 10 minutes due to this immense amount of pain.

Not to mention that people have lost their testicles due to this caused from Torsion the tangling of the testicles which will require them to be CUT . That's my rant on this because you had to pull the "birth" card. Never again please compared these two because they're very different indeed.
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Koreh wrote:


DeviantBehavior wrote:


Kevin703 wrote:

a hit in the balls hard enough is 60% the pain of birth but in less time and your lucky if the pain goes away in a couple of seconds


And you heard that percentage where? Unless you have experienced giving birth and being hit in the balls I don't see how you equate the two, let alone apply a percentage to it.

Try passing a kidney stone through your urethra and give that a percentage comparative to being kicked in the nuts. Then compare said stones size to that of a baby.



First of all you cannot compared getting kicked in the testicles to giving birth to a child. The female body is specifically designed to bare a child and you have a due date so you have ample time to ready yourself for such pain, also if you refuse the medication that the hospital supplies you at such time you're an idiot and deserve to feel that pain.

The testicles are not meant to be kicked and whatnot, sure they can withstand a certain amount of weight when stepped on ect, but you don't wake up in the morning and say "Yup August 22nd the day I will be kicked in the nuts". Also every man takes this pain very differently for example: my one friend just gets up right away and limps a bit, I on the other hand have this very sharp pain in my stomach and can not move for about 10 minutes due to this immense amount of pain.

Not to mention that people have lost their testicles due to this caused from Torsion the tangling of the testicles which will require them to be CUT . That's my rant on this because you had to pull the "birth" card. Never again please compared these two because they're very different indeed.


I (a female) didn't pull the birth card. The poster I was quoting (a guy) compared it to child birth. That was my rant because some guy had to compare it to child birth.

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I kicked a guy in the nuts on accident. Do not decide that I'm suddenly submersible in water that is above my head without warning me first is all I can say.
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A girl at a party thought it would be funny to full force kick me in the balls with those pointy heels on. I don't mind punches to the shoulder or stupid shit like that, but the balls is a no go area. I picked her up by the throat and threw as hard I could across the yard. Every girl there was bitching me out, every guy there was like, "fuck yeah, victory!"

It's never funny.
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Posted 9/12/12
No woman has the right to strike a man's groin. It's sexual abuse.

It's fortunate for women that most guys don't report these sort of things to the police.
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Cracked every one of them in the bag.

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