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Farting in public, how do you try to cover it up?
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Posted 6/6/11
Title is pretty self explanatory, How do you try to cover up the fact that you just farted in public?

I try to make it look as though the chair I'm sitting in or something I'm leaning against or standing on squeaked as I moved my body or moved the object trying to convince people that I didn't just fart. What's your move?
Posted 6/6/11
Silent One Cheek Sneak, mothafucka.
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Posted 6/6/11
Act like nothing happened.
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24 / M / Canada
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Posted 6/6/11 , edited 6/6/11
Blame the closest person and start fake laughing really hard, and when they try to deny it, they will end up smiling and looking guilty
Posted 6/6/11
I'll pretend I didn't fart.
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27 / M / Phatuum Thani, Th...
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Posted 6/6/11
Act bewildered, as if someone else did it....
cuz they did... >:3
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Posted 6/6/11
I dont cover it up, I embrace it, k ya.
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22 / F / San Carlos city
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Posted 6/7/11
blame game..
or maybe just keep quiet
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94 / F / Texas
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Posted 6/7/11
I don't know how to cover it up, so...I'm usually just all "Excuse me! I'm so sorry!" over and over while being really embarrassed.
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25 / F
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Posted 6/7/11
Make it seem like someone else did it or make it a silent fart.
Posted 6/7/11
Just keep quiet and act like it never happened.
Posted 6/7/11 , edited 6/7/11
Stare, 'Yeah it was me. So what?'
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32 / M / St. Louis, Misery
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Posted 6/7/11
Dont let it happen is what i do... just let it seep out dont push o.O
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It doesn't matter.
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Posted 6/7/11
I act like nothing happened and when asked about it I say :
"No, you must be mistaken. Because I don't do things like that."
Posted 6/7/11
My farts are easily overlooked, since they aren't loud or horrendously stinky.
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