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Farting in public, how do you try to cover it up?
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Posted 6/7/11 , edited 6/7/11
I just laugh when I fart in public.
What can you to go a guy who find farts funny, regardless of publicity? NOTHING.
Posted 6/7/11 , edited 6/7/11
here are some steps to help you out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pZbpUy7i_s
Posted 6/7/11 , edited 6/7/11
I don't fart EVER . . . .

. . .

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22 / F / In bed with Ikuto~
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Posted 6/7/11 , edited 6/7/11
act natural...act natural....act natural...
-someone looks at me-
OH SHIT HE KNOWS
wwe
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34 / F / Married
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Posted 7/7/11 , edited 7/8/11
DUhh You sniff it up.
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Posted 7/7/11 , edited 7/8/11
I grunt loudly, or look at my shoes as if It just squeaked against the floor as I was walking.
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Posted 7/8/11 , edited 7/8/11
I don't.
Posted 7/8/11 , edited 7/8/11
I'd just laugh. And if someone complained I'd be as rude as possible.

or


"Sorry, this is the result of too much surprise butt sex."

I'm absolutely sure everyone will forget about the fart when I say that.
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24 / F / Baguio, Philippines
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Posted 7/8/11 , edited 7/8/11
just pretend like nothing happened.
Posted 7/8/11 , edited 7/8/11
depends on what kind of farts that i make
Posted 7/8/11 , edited 7/8/11
Oh, well, I scream really loud.
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29 / M / in your head
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Posted 7/8/11 , edited 7/8/11
when I fart, I fart. Regretting comes later...
Posted 7/8/11 , edited 7/8/11
Rev a motorcycle.
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Posted 7/8/11 , edited 7/8/11
According to Beyblade, one should just "LET IT RIP!"
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